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When you're playing a game, how frequently do you save?

Not as often as I should. Whenever I play something like Skyrim or Neverwinter Nights, I might go hours without saving, forcing me to rely on autosaves to continue. If the autosave is too far back I just stop for the night instead of trying to get all that progress back.

So you can google booze gods but not martial artists other than Jackie Chan or post-1700 Egyptian history?

It depends on how motivated I am to Google. I couldn't be bothered to Google the latter two and lie about knowing about them, while all the ancient gods of alcohol I felt like Googling to be silly and go over the top about how much alcohol hates me.

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How do you feel about the phrase "write drunk, edit sober"?

I think it's a good idea. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions, allowing you to write easier without dealing with automatically shooting down ideas in your head for being too silly or too too retarded.
So long as writing is the the ONLY thing you try to do drunk.
Sadly in a past life I pissed off Bacchus, Liber, Ninkasi, Sucellus, Silenus, Mbaba Mwana Waresa, Aegir, Yasigi, Radegast, Tezcatzontecatl, Osiris, Yi-ti, Raugutiene AND Raugupatis, so I have to swap getting buzzed with sleep deprivation for this to work.

Which MGNQ wud u fuk?

Well, a few nights ago by brain thought it would be a good idea to dream of Midori, so probably her.
She's also one of the megucas that are less likely to physically break me and/or rip my balls right off, so there's that.
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What kind of vessel do you drink out of most often? (mug, teacup, pintglass, skull, etc.)

Usually just a small cup.

What are you doing this year for Halloween?

Last minute over the top decorations and then handing out candy to the swarm of midgets attacking my house.
And snacking on a good portion of the candy I'm meant to hand out, but who doesn't?

If you remember, what's the last physical, snail-mail letter you sent someone?

I think it was a thank you letter I had to write to one of my relatives for a gift.

Generally speaking, do you feel worse when someone you care about says something hurtful to you--or when you say something hurtful to someone you care about?

The former, although I usually avoid having either happen.

What's your preferred web browser?

Firefox. I have an add-on installed that keeps the old look instead of the new faux-chrome look.

On a typical day, how many browser tabs do you have open at once?

Between three and eight, usually sticking towards the low-end of that.

If you could have any director make a movie--live-action or animated--about your life, who would you choose?

Michael Bay. Adding in tons of explosives is the only way it will sell.

You are in charge of making MGNQ: The Abridged Series. What changes do you make to the quest for it?

You mean aside from in-jokes like Green hair is the danger, NOTHING WRONG, Mami is behind the scenes pulling the strings, "You are in a quest thread", SHADOWRUNS, Shempai, "This is what it means to be noir!", and all the others?
Well...
First of all, we have to start off with the Homucifer fight just so everyone who gets into TAS is smacked in the face with an action-y spoiler before Chiaki does a voice over saying that we have to go back several years to when everything started. It has to be interrupted somehow though, and then it'll cut to the opening clip.
You know, typical abridged series things that'll set the mood for the entire ride.
The main changes are:
Kyubey can only speak in Spanish. (¿Contracto?)
Kyouko is always eating-- ohwaitthatscanonnevermind.
Sayaka witches out every episode, no exceptions.
Mami is revealed to have been Pinky the entire time. Or vice-versa, doesn't matter.
Midori is now a pokemon, except instead of her name all she can say is "Shempai!"
Wendy is so edgy she wraps around to being the softest pushover in the quest.
Yuma does everything right.
Kharn, Mami, Suzi, and Nero are all censored all the time for being too lewd.
On that note, all mentions of MMxMM are censored and instead replaced with more family appropriate things like the cover of the best-selling hentai of that month.
A shadowrun counter in the corner. It either goes up for every paranoid idea or the episode time is counted in shadowruns instead of seconds and minutes.
After the opening clip every episode a different character reads "Sponsored by Kong whiskey and at least 18 brands of cigarettes!" aloud, with the number of brands increasing each episode.
The moment Chiaki meets Ruri, Chiaki shoots Ruri in the head and the next forty some odd threads are skipped.
The same happens with Lori actually, and the golden gauntlets are deus ex machina'd in.
In fact, ALL of the golden weapons are deus ex machina's in, Kyubey just has Chiaki go on random missions and ignore Pinky because she's his bitch.
Actually, there is no Kyubey. All the other incubators are replaced with Eightball. Except for Foobey, he's Eightball's pet. Eightball occasionally takes Foobey on walks to get him to lose weight. And by walks, I mean Eightball ties a harness onto Foobey, attaches the harness to a rollerskate, then crawls in and yells "Mush!"
I'd come up with more, but I need to grab something to eat and frankly, I don't think I can top that last one.

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Which would you prefer: The ability to go back in time exactly thirteen seconds, or the ability to go back in time exactly thirteen years?

I'd say go back in time 13 seconds. You know those times where you immediately realize that you've made a horrible mistake or that you've fucked up? No longer an issue.

Before we were introduced to them, what did your characters do? What were they like?

Elaine... I'll get back to you on that. I didn't put any thought into that yet.
As for Cleo, well she's [SPOILER]. On [SPOILER], she [SPOILER] by the other [SPOILER] for shits and giggles. [SPOILER] Through sheer dumb luck, [SPOILER] to the confusion of Elaine. [SPOILER]

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