Can you tip a waitress with money that you took from behind her ear?
That's kind of condescending. Almost like putting the tip in her cleavage.
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What is the last film you watched in the theaters?
Twisters. At one point my partner whispered something and I asked what she said. "Kill me now!" 😆
We had a bet going tho who of us could finish an entire bucket of popcorn, so we couldn't leave.
We had a bet going tho who of us could finish an entire bucket of popcorn, so we couldn't leave.
Damn how many pictures of jeans and belts do you need bro lol tell me what do you do with them
Like this, only with pics of jeans and belts instead of murders.
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Isn't Christmas in July like... AntiChristmas? 😱
I think it's more like Anti-Not-Christmas.
Hear me out: Star Wars but the Jedi are a religious cult who take away and indoctrinate children with signs of the Force.
Isn't that what the Jedi did?
When you have credit card debt is it best to get rid of the highest debt first or the lowest debt first
You should get rid of the one with the highest interest rate.
Have you had to use a bottle / cup as a bathroom?
I used a cup I found by the side of the road and used it in the back of a van 😆
All for my first Covid shot.
All for my first Covid shot.
Do you live near a lake?
I do. It's closed most of the summer because of unacceptable levels of fecal matter tho. And the swimming spots are gross anyway, 5 feet deep and warm af when it's hot.
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Do you find it annoying that all that Gen Z knows about great movies are memes?
If it wasn't for the memes I wouldn't have watched the movies 🤷♀️
Is it too soon to make fun of January 6?
Here you go
So Amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic, so wtf 😳?
Noah had divine inspiration tho. The people who built the Titanic had it coming for what they did to the Irish for 900 years.
Are you related to Owen Wilson?
I'm not. And Wilson is not my last name, my friends called me that as a nickname after they thought I swam out to far from the beach one time.
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What are your thoughts on taking a gap year during college?
I could use one 😆
Sage is probably 8 different people.
By now probably half the people on here have a secret Sage account. Living the dream 😆
Do you think the cancelled Batwoman movie can be worst than Madame Web?
I didn't watch Madame Web. I'm a little tired of superheroes tbh, I was done with them after Quantumania and couldn't even finish the last Dr Strange 🥱
Sage come save me
Why does being opiniated have a bad reputation?
Cuz it's not a word?
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Out of desperation, would you accept money 💵 for s*x?
Nope
Men do change, you're just NOT the women he wants to change for. Read that again!!
That sounds reasonable 😆
Have you watched the movie Serial Mom?
I only know that Kathleen Turner is in it, I never watched it.
When was your last cocaine binge?
Never tried it
Have you been paying attention to the involuntary manslaughter case against Alec Baldwin in the movie Rust? The case was dismissed because the prosecutors failed to share an information with the defense. Doesn't that mean Baldwin got off on a technicality rather than being found not guilty?
I wasn't following closely but I think if the prosecutor holds back information, the judge should make the call. And they did.
Not a trick question: If you have a 300lb 🐷 Pig and a 200lb Pig 🐖, how many Pigs do you have? Oink 🐖 oink 🐽….. 🐖 🐷 🐽
Two
Is the real horror of Barbarian getting double-booked?
Being double booked with the guy who played Pennywise? 😆
I would not stay in the same house in that situation, I'd rather drive somewhere safe and sleep in my car.
I would not stay in the same house in that situation, I'd rather drive somewhere safe and sleep in my car.
Would a flamethrower function in space?
I don't think so, there's no oxygen.
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