*No idea what Fresh thinks, I'm out of energy to be Fresh*
*Lol*
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Hol up brah what was dat? Nah we don't need ta take action yo, don't make me find out if I can possess a Darkner *OH GOD FRESH SPAMTON*
NOW LISTEN HERE, [Frankfurter]!! THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO STEALS [bodies] AROUND HERE AND THAT [person] IS ME!!!!
SO BUZZ OFF!
*Wonder if Fresh knows he means he stole a Mettaton prototype body or the parasite actually thinks Spamton possessed someone*
SO BUZZ OFF!
*Wonder if Fresh knows he means he stole a Mettaton prototype body or the parasite actually thinks Spamton possessed someone*
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*She has to roll into dodging these attacks, meaning she can't parry* "Been awhile hasn't it" *ice spires rain down detonating the bombs before they get too close, bright lights flashing around the dancing jester*
J: "WHY NOT GO OVERBOARD FOR A WHILE, WHILE?"
*. . .Oh dear
That is /quite/ a lot of Chaos Bombs, all of them heading down at different speeds*
*. . .Oh dear
That is /quite/ a lot of Chaos Bombs, all of them heading down at different speeds*
*Well I had considered Marvul, or my other Nova account, but a chance for freshspeak is always fun*
*Indeed*
*He laughs* Brah no need to get all violent yo. Just here ta talk broham.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR TALK, [Jeremy]!!
THIS IS A TIME FOR [action]!!
AND [nobody] DOES ACTION BETTER THAN THIS [award-losing] SMILE!!!!
THIS IS A TIME FOR [action]!!
AND [nobody] DOES ACTION BETTER THAN THIS [award-losing] SMILE!!!!
*bet ya weren't expecting our friendly neighbrohood skelepal huh?*
*Honestly I kinda was, I had all your crazies in mind except Marvul*
*He reappears behind the other nuisance resting his arms on the guy's head* Man totes not cool broski *probably better if these two never talk I don't think the universe could handle Freshspeak meeting Spamton*
DONTTOUCHMEIMFAMOUS!!!!
*Suddenly dashes away from the freak, before forming a lightsaber esque weapon out of the energy from his arm cannon*
NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT [you], BUT I KNOW ABOUT [me], AND ME DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO [use] THIS, BUT I CAN USE THIS [ineffectively], SO YOU'D BETTER [watch out], BECAUSE YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS [dice] IS LOADED!!!!
*Suddenly dashes away from the freak, before forming a lightsaber esque weapon out of the energy from his arm cannon*
NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT [you], BUT I KNOW ABOUT [me], AND ME DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO [use] THIS, BUT I CAN USE THIS [ineffectively], SO YOU'D BETTER [watch out], BECAUSE YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS [dice] IS LOADED!!!!
*Her wings become bladed and she rips several blade feathers out launching them at the bombs detonating them far from her, her other wing acts as a shield*
J: "FUN, FUN, FUN!!! IT'S SO NICE TO PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN, GAIN! HOWSABOUT A CELEBRATION?"
*And thus the Carousel would spin, some of the animals detaching from the pattern and riding straight towards her as smaller bombs would detonate and the jester continued to dance*
*And thus the Carousel would spin, some of the animals detaching from the pattern and riding straight towards her as smaller bombs would detonate and the jester continued to dance*
*your preventative measures are no match for a FRESH POOF* Yo, yo, yo, what's up my absoradical lil angel broski *oh god what have I unleashed*
*A glowing red dot would appear on Fresh's forehead as the salesman's lenses turn to static*
ᴼʰ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᶜᴬᴾᴵᵀᴬᴸᴵˢᴹ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵃᵖᵉʳᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜˢ
*Pulling out a crucifix, he would chant rapidly*
INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHERTHESONANDTHEHOLYSPIRITICONDEMNYOUBACKTOHELLANDBACKINTOTHESTYGIANPITSFROMWHENCEYOUCAME--
ᴼʰ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᶜᴬᴾᴵᵀᴬᴸᴵˢᴹ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵃᵖᵉʳᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜˢ
*Pulling out a crucifix, he would chant rapidly*
INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHERTHESONANDTHEHOLYSPIRITICONDEMNYOUBACKTOHELLANDBACKINTOTHESTYGIANPITSFROMWHENCEYOUCAME--
*Nova dodges the normal Devilsknives and parries the red one with her light blade*
J: "NICE TRICK, TRICK! CARE FOR ANOTHER???"
*Summoning several Chaos Bombs and detonating them one at a time, Jevil would make things more complicated by using the red Devilsknife to bat some of the resulting projectiles at her*
*Summoning several Chaos Bombs and detonating them one at a time, Jevil would make things more complicated by using the red Devilsknife to bat some of the resulting projectiles at her*
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?
*Reaching his destination, Spamton would crash the front half of his mail truck through the entrance doors to an abandoned warehouse,
Taking the scythe and hourglass and BOOKING IT with them to a high tech looking machine that takes them, beginning some form of transfer procedure while the salesman attaches a laser sight to his arm cannon and keeps an eye out,
Knowing of the existence of Shadow, Error, Ink and just about all of the other AJ accounts*
Taking the scythe and hourglass and BOOKING IT with them to a high tech looking machine that takes them, beginning some form of transfer procedure while the salesman attaches a laser sight to his arm cannon and keeps an eye out,
Knowing of the existence of Shadow, Error, Ink and just about all of the other AJ accounts*
Sans and Jevil are like the two sides of nihilism. Nothing matters, so why bother Nothing matters, so I can do anything I want!
*Meanwhile Spamton is just plain batsh!t*
*also put on the epic fight music cause Nova vs Jevil round 2 is happening*
*Nova grabbed Devilsknife, meaning Jevil got yanked out of the front half of the truck when she was sent skidding, her hand is bleeding horribly*
S: *Watches intently for several seconds* "GEE, I HOPE HE'LL BE OKAY! . . . WAIT A MINUTE, WHO'S [driving]??? YIPE!!!!!"
*Quickly snatching the steering wheel, the salesman would make off with the mail truck's front half (which is still driving due to being a premium Spamton G. Spamton™ brand utility vehicle)
while Jevil would contend with the Hybinger, gleefully assaulting her with Devilsknives that rain from the heavens while teleporting around happily and attacking with the red one*
*Quickly snatching the steering wheel, the salesman would make off with the mail truck's front half (which is still driving due to being a premium Spamton G. Spamton™ brand utility vehicle)
while Jevil would contend with the Hybinger, gleefully assaulting her with Devilsknives that rain from the heavens while teleporting around happily and attacking with the red one*
"Do you have any idea how angry I am, I have been working all day to get Reaper's soul back and get Ganz's prisoners free and you just rocket in and steal all my work?!"
*The Devilsknife is suddenly swiped at her, narrowly missing her face*
J: "UEE HEE HEE! HE KNEW YOU'D BE HERE! THAT'S WHY HE BROUGHT ME, ME!!!"
*And thus the swipe is revealed to have sawed this boat-- I mean truck in half, causing Nova's half to skid violently away with her on it,
Though just to be safe, the jester drops a LOT of Chaos Bombs in front of her*
J: "UEE HEE HEE! HE KNEW YOU'D BE HERE! THAT'S WHY HE BROUGHT ME, ME!!!"
*And thus the swipe is revealed to have sawed this boat-- I mean truck in half, causing Nova's half to skid violently away with her on it,
Though just to be safe, the jester drops a LOT of Chaos Bombs in front of her*
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What’s a good thing to say to someone that has not said anything to you in a while?
J: "I'M HITTING A LOT OF STUFF, DO YOU THINK OUR INSURANCE WILL COVER THIS???"
S: "PROBABLY NOT, BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A RENTAL!!"
*Does he mean the truck or the insurance--*
S: "PROBABLY NOT, BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A RENTAL!!"
*Does he mean the truck or the insurance--*
*a MF shooting star crashes into the mail truck, I don't think Nova appreciated Spamton knocking her aside*
OH SWEET [religious figure], IT'S THE INTRO TO [Ben 10]!!
*Peeks head out to look at her before suddenly shoving an ice cream into her mouth*
CARE FOR A POPSICLE? JUST DON'T BRING IT INTO THE [sauna]!!
*Peeks head out to look at her before suddenly shoving an ice cream into her mouth*
CARE FOR A POPSICLE? JUST DON'T BRING IT INTO THE [sauna]!!
*Who the hell gave Jevil a driver's license?!*
J: "DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PERMIT!"
*A piece of paper saying "I DO WHAT I WANT" has been added to your inventory*
*A piece of paper saying "I DO WHAT I WANT" has been added to your inventory*
What is the most unappetizing meal?
*Turns his hand into a phone*
HELLO [operator]?!? GET ME THE GUY FROM BEFORE!!
...
HEY [boss], WE DID IT!! WE'RE ON OUR WAY, THOSE [asskissing] SCHMUCKS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!!!!
ALSO CAN YOU MAKE SOME [sammiches], THE DRIVER'S HUNGRY.
HELLO [operator]?!? GET ME THE GUY FROM BEFORE!!
...
HEY [boss], WE DID IT!! WE'RE ON OUR WAY, THOSE [asskissing] SCHMUCKS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!!!!
ALSO CAN YOU MAKE SOME [sammiches], THE DRIVER'S HUNGRY.
Are you more happy being poor or are you more happy being rich?
*Has taken advantage of the situation by suddenly and violently ramming @onryotatarigami and @forgottenfifth away, before finding and making off with @GrimReapings scythe and hourglass, using his strings, wings and a mail truck piloted by Jevil*
J: "DID YOU GET THE GOODS, GOODS???"
S: "YOU BET YOUR [sweet bippy] I DID!! LET'S BLOW THIS [lemonade stand]!!!!!"
*The mail truck thus sprouts an obnoxiously large rocket before blasting away, incinerating monsters and property alike*
J: "DID YOU GET THE GOODS, GOODS???"
S: "YOU BET YOUR [sweet bippy] I DID!! LET'S BLOW THIS [lemonade stand]!!!!!"
*The mail truck thus sprouts an obnoxiously large rocket before blasting away, incinerating monsters and property alike*
do you consider yourself an undiscovered author? why or why not?
*Currently on the phone with an unknown person*
YEAH, I SEE THEM.
UH HUH.
YEP.
SURE DOES.
SHE'S THERE ALL RIGHT!!
THAT ONE SPECIFICALLY, OR???
RIGHT, GOTCHA!!
ON IT LIKE A [pervert] ON [ladies night]!!!!
OKAY BYE.
YEAH, I SEE THEM.
UH HUH.
YEP.
SURE DOES.
SHE'S THERE ALL RIGHT!!
THAT ONE SPECIFICALLY, OR???
RIGHT, GOTCHA!!
ON IT LIKE A [pervert] ON [ladies night]!!!!
OKAY BYE.
((Going to bed now ;w;))
:(
((You wanna game?:o))
I'M SORRY I MISSED THIS
"The world calls me a monster too yanno."
SO YOU SHOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I [mean]!!!
I DIDN'T GET INTO SALES FOR THE MONEY!
I DID IT FOR THE [freedom]!! TO MAKE MY OWN [deals] AND BE MY OWN [boss]!!!!
TO SHOW THE WORLD SPAMTON'S [comeback specil]!!!!!
I DIDN'T GET INTO SALES FOR THE MONEY!
I DID IT FOR THE [freedom]!! TO MAKE MY OWN [deals] AND BE MY OWN [boss]!!!!
TO SHOW THE WORLD SPAMTON'S [comeback specil]!!!!!
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