THE [horse and carriage] MODERN DESCENDANT[Disclaimer], I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR [injury or death] IN THE EVENT SOMEONE IS [run over] AND TURNED INTO [roadkill]
*Shadow drops him, flinching away from a car that speeds by* "Seriously what is this stuff!??!"
THAT IS WHAT WAS KNOWN IN MY [business] AS A [used automobile]!!I OFFERED DEALS SO GREAT, I [$!$!] MYSELF!!!
*Grabs Spamton shaking him violently, the shade's eyes dart to and fro in fear and confusion, Cyber World might be a bit much for him* "What in the name of all that is Dark is this!??!" *he's shouting*