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Quite honestly I don't think I'm the right person to ask because the way I see myself here is basically the same way I see myself in person. I may be a little less blunt/sassy/open in person because people know me & I'm definitely not the type to open up a confrontation of any kind. Plus my comebacks come to me pretty slowly so in person more often than not I just don't have a response to people & I end up thinking of something even only 5 minutes too late. I'm very lazy. I want to move & be energetic & do things & whatnot but I honestly never have any energy or motivation so I often just end up lounging on the couch or in bed (in the mornings). I also like the floor for some reason? Like in my room & our spare room that I used to use for sleepovers & things, I tend to sit or lay on the floor more than on the actual furniture. No clue why. I complain a lot. Apparently I "bitch about everything" (direct quote from my mother, ladies & gentlemen). I believe it. I probably get that from my dad & his family. I'm pretty bossy but in a kind of indirect way if that's the right term?? I tend to take control, more so when I actually know what I'm doing, but I do it in a way that's like "well I like it this way best.. but if you don't like it we can do something else". I do it even more when the other people don't seem to be taking the first step. I'm pretty shy in that I tend not to take the first step in conversation because I don't know what to do & I get wicked anxious just getting myself ready to say or ask something. Once you get me talking though, I tend to ramble. I do much better in smaller groups or one on one, or larger groups in which I know most or all of the others pretty well. I also tend to have very sudden mood changes when I grow tired of doing something or being somewhere. Kind of like it's been grating on me for a while but all of a sudden the dam breaks & the new mood comes crashing in all at once. I don't know how noticeable that is to strangers/acquaintances though; I tend to think I do a pretty good job of concealing it when I'm not with someone I'm very close to. With that being said, I've also been told I have a fantastic poker face in that people can literally never tell when I'm about ready to jump out of my skin from nerves or whatever. I guess I hold a lot in & I guess I do it well. I love to laugh & if you give me bad puns I'll probably be your bff right away. I've been told I have a good sense of humor, seen in my occasional witty responses. I'm sarcastic. I take a lot of shit but once it reaches a certain point I'm more than ready to dish it right back. I've done it twice to my uncle & once to his ex. Those are probably my all time favorite witty/sassy comebacks. Didn't even miss a beat with them. I'll probably point out every single cute dog I see. I have a dark side to my humor & rarely reveal it to anyone because it can be extremely offensive. & I don't think all of this is *quite* answering your question.

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