@aclockworkbananna

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How’s life?

Life’s wild, well about as wild as it can be for a domesticated thirty one year old (wince). Within the span of three months we moved house, I found out my grandfather was dying, I got promoted to a supervisor role at work, I was hospitalised with high blood pressure, my car broke down and wiped out my savings, my partner was hospitalised with pneumonia, my grandfather died and I had to drive 8 hours for his funeral, my partner turned 30 and I gave her a lacklustre celebration because I’d been consumed with work and everything else and I quit my second job as a result. As it stands I now have three days left at said second job after which I’m going to be present at home more which I’m really looking forward to. I did the math on it the other day and and for almost two years now I’ve been lucky to get maybe 2 hours, 2 and half hours a day with my partner during the work week not including sleep. And that’s horrific. Yeah, it was to keep us afloat in this cost of living crisis but I’ll never get that time back and that haunts me.

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How many times have you been on a plane?

11,349. Shout out to the plane of existence. It ain’t been smooth but it’s still flying 👍👍

Where did you go?

It has been a hot minute, hasn’t it? I’m still around-ish. I’ve been busy as all hell and hoping to any god that it will soon slow down. But no such luck. I’m turning 31 tomorrow and I can’t even tell you where exactly 30 went. It was just here and then it was gone. It’s a scary feeling.

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Do you like "Barbie" (2023)?

Yeah it was great. We did Barbenheimer, Oppenheimer first, Barbie second. That movie had me sold since the 2001: A Space Odyssey inspired teaser trailer.

Do you keep your house clean or a little on the messy side

It’s kinda always in a state of in between but that just shows that it’s lived in. We’re not preserving it for anyone…except for the real estate agent at inspection time.

Had sushi recently?

Noooo it’s expensive and my money has had to go elsewhere but goddamn it’d be nice. Love me some sushi.

Do you have a good relationship with your sister

I gotta say, it’s always been a bit one sided (I don’t have a sister).

Some people take everything so personally. Let’s not, yeah? 🙂

Congratulations, you
solved everything 🥳🥳🥳

Were you raised with tough love or understanding & support ?

I raised myself for the most part and everyone that was around me at the time. And I’m still trying to teach them how to be.

Have you been covid vaccinated?

Partially. 1/6 or however many boosters there were. I only ever got the initial two doses.

If you don’t like me, why keep looking at my stuff? Weird.

By sending these kind of things out you’re making me not like you and I don’t even know who you are. Weird.

Maccas or hungry jacks?

I could go either way. Default is Maccas though on account of ease of access (it’s closer to my house)

Do you feel bad when you oversleep? I woke up just now at 1 pm 💀 i have 5 missed calls. Oops

I only feel bad for myself, not for anyone else. If you call me and I’m asleep, I’ll get back to you. And I only feel bad because I’ve only got the two days of the weekend off so oversleeping feels like I’m cheating myself out of free time.

What's the last movie you watched?

Dune Part 2? At least From beginning to end. Otherwise, Sing? I’m afraid to say how many times.

What do you do to get through the day when you've gotten very little sleep? 😴

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Cold shower first thing in the morning and a Red Bull or two in the afternoon. I’m very used to running on little sleep so it’s rare that I need the Red Bulls’ but they’re handy for when I do.

How did you come up with your username?

Thought I was being clever by taking the title of a Stanley Kubrick film and changing it up a bit. So instead of A Clockwork Orange, I became @aclockworkbananna. Only problem is, I misspelled banana and still do from time to time. It’s kind of unique that way, uniquely stupid but unique nonetheless.

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