Nope! That's just an urban legend. Now congress? THAT's fake. The government is entirely scripted, trust me.
What does recycling think of you?
Well you can stake an enigma as a corpse...
What do you think about recycling?
Well, you can recycle a corpse as a steak...
What freaks you out?
Ask.FM and it's creepy-ass questions.
What's the weirdest item of clothing you own?
It shames me to admit but... I own three items which are rather embarrassing. 1. An angry birds onesie. It was a gift and it's warm, okay?! 2.A top hat. I went through... A magician phase when I was around 11? 12? And so... Yeah. I have a top hat. 3. I own a fedora. It was a random gift and I am so sorry I'm filthy and disgusting. (Never wear it tho. I only still have it cuz I lost it.)
What's your origin story?
Well, when a fruit ninja and a lovecraftian horror love eachother very much...
How fast can you run?
Who needs running when you exist everywhere at once? :/
Do I have your permission to die?
Depends. If I like you, sure. If I don't... Ehehehehehehehahahahahaha... Not so much.
how many asks do you have?
5, including ask.fm's. Coincidentally, 5 is my lucky number!
What is the last thing you forgot?
That I have amnesia.
Do you sleep in the dark or with some light on?
I have a bad habit of being too lazy to turn my desk lamp off before sleeping. =_="
Are you a leader or a follower?
I'm the race car or the shoe.
Pssst...
Yes. That is how I am feeling right now.
How do you get in the pool?
Jump right in.
Around Christmas time, do you change your name to "Egg-nogma?"
I don't see why I would. Do YOU change your name to Anony-christmas Asker?
Funnily enough, though I'm not a fan of doctor who, I really liked the non-fiction TV movie about how it came to be made and about the original doctor. I think it was called "A Journey Through Space and Time"? (And, yes. I know that's more a non-fiction movie but... Not a big fan if documentaries so...)
If you were a Gym Leader, what would your Type, Badge, and Gym Maze be?
I would be dark type. My badge would be the Despair Badge. And my gym maze would require turning on tv's to cast a soft light into pitch black rooms as you try to make it through, however, if you cast light on a trainer they can spot you and fight you.