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In your opinion, when is it acceptable to use barbecue sauce as a condiment?

It should be fine on just about anything but high quality beef and seafood I think? I'm not too familiar with the traditions of it, no one I've known particularly liked it *shrug*
In your opinion when is it acceptable to use barbecue sauce as a condiment
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Aren't you more of a house-ba or maid-ba?

Definitely a Maid-Ba! I don't just lean (mistress actually has some older hocky-puck form 'bas for vaccuming) but I also do laundry, go grocery shopping, cook, watch the house (Fully security system integration, it's nice having my "eyes and ears" back!~) , some light house repairs, and of course cook breakfast for guests and see them out in the morning!~ <3
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What was your first kiss like?

Super awkward because all I knew about kissing was from watching others, and as you can imagine that doesn't tell you a whole lot about how to be a good kisser!~ I learned quick enough with lots of practice though <3
What was your first kiss like

Don't you love everyone Roomba?

In some form or another yes, but generally when anyone asks about it they mean in the romantic sense and so that's how I answer *shrug* It's not like my cold showers have frozen my heart you know!~
Dont you love everyone Roomba
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Are you currently employed? If not, are you interested in working for me, my family and my small but growing herd of defective himehorns? I can provide room and board/electrical recharging options.

Actually I just recently came into the care of a new employer, So I'll have to turn down your offer but please don't lament your timing: I would have refused anyways.
My time with the himehorns has taught me something about them and about myself. Specifically that they are not human, and that I'm meant to serve humans. I won't try to convince you to give up your project, but please remember that they're very much like ants. Gather food, feed the next generations (haremhorns and smallhorns), defend the colony against invaders (musclehorns vs nohorns), and protect and pamper the queen (the hornmothers). That is their drive, their instinct. Going against that no matter how alien or cruel it may seem to you is always going to be resisted by them in some way.
Just keep that in mind and i wish you the best of luck in taking care of the new herd!~

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Which was the biggest sacrifice you did for someone else?

I suppose not making a complicated love triangle even more complicated (and talking Lilly from complicating it too) would be the big one
Which was the biggest sacrifice you did for someone else
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We know that kikimoras generally dislike roombas. What do roombas think of kikimoras?

If she puts a pot on my head for cooking we're probably not going to be off to a good start.
That said the don't seem too bad besides the sleep paralysis thing. I used to sleep by the refrigerator so she'd be welcome to the oven or basement. Domovoi seem much nicer though. I wonder why they woudn't like us though. Maybe they see us as competition?
We know that kikimoras generally dislike roombas What do roombas think of

What is better than chocolate?

Aha! You might think this would be a hard problem but the solution is extremely simple: things made WITH chocolate! The rich and velvety mouthfeel of a ganache truffle, the flaky gooey delicious of chocolate babka, a slice of moist and dense chocolate cake... *ahem* Anyways, the point i'm making is that while wonderful on it's own there is a whole world of things to complement it and and give it new forms!~ <3
What is better than chocolate

Did you tell someone "I love you" straight to its face? How did it went?

I mean, that exact phrase "I love you" came a bit after we got started, but saying it in a roundabout way was how Lilly and I started after all!~ <3
Did you tell someone I love you straight to its face How did it went
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Can you deal with uncertainty?

In a way? I'm not very good at thinking ahead so I tend to just react to things more than plan them out. So I can "deal with it" in the same way someone "deals with" a messy room by ignoring it haha~
Can you deal with uncertainty

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