Listen, bud, my ratings have hit an all-time low due to everyone paying attention to that DeltaRune bullshit, so why don't you cut the crap and just do the interview? I'm getting real tired of people fucking me over, you know?
Oh, I think I must have said everything of note if I just blanked out like that, but lemme check *he looks at the notes written in his scarf* Yeah I think I covered the basics.
Huh? *Ink's confused* Well Error and I fought because I created AUs while he Destroyed them, so we'd end up fighting anytime we ran into each other. I don't really remember the details of what caused us to call a truce... umm what was I talking about? *his memory is as bad as Error's*
Oh it has happened before, I've purposefully stopped taking my vials. Error usually tracks me down and forces me to use them again. He won't admit it but he's a good friend.
Well... I don't actually have a soul, I can't feel anything on my own. Colour, it gave me feelings, it gave me powers, it gave me purpose. If I go too long without any I revert to my colourless state... and if that happens it's not easy to get me to take my vials again
Oh ok then *he seems to accept that as a perfectly valid answer* *you notice he has notes jotted down on the inside of his scarf, and he wears a cross body sash that holds many colored vials*
You know me? *he smiles closing his eyes, scratching nervously at the ink splotch on his cheek* I don't really know how to respond to that, I mean you're not part of our multiverse, so I'm a little confused as to how you know me.
Oh... well I CAN, but I don't like it... well certain colors like fighting, but I'm supposed to create not destroy. I'm going to have to talk to Error about what he did. It wasn't a direct violation of our truce but it's still unacceptable!
No... not exactly, you see I don't have a soul, so normally I have no emotions either. Colours, they let me feel gave me power, but if I go too long without exposure to color I start becoming colourless again....