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Any poetry?

December 09, 2019

You ripped me
One word at a time
Shredded my smile
Pulled at my sensitivity
I was never strong enough
To pull back my paper heart

Liked by: Jahanzeb Rehman Amad Ayeza Arshad

کیا خوشی رہ گئ تھی جنم دن کی میں کیک کیا کاٹتا۔۔

December 09, 2019

Thank you, my number one fan!

Liked by: Amad Ayeza Talha Arshad

Are you outgoing or shy?

December 09, 2019

I don’t know. You tell me!

Liked by: Talha Arshad

Owww

khushma Khan

December 08, 2019

They tried to beat shit out of me but I escaped.

Liked by: Arshad Straight Omni_king

+1 answer in: “Sup people!🙆🏻‍♀️”

Who's forever there?

Straight

December 08, 2019

VOHI KHUDA HA.

Liked by: Arshad Omni_king Straight

I don't think there's life after birth

December 08, 2019

Clap
Clap
Clap
Now get the hell out of here.

Liked by: Arshad Straight Omni_king

Koi mujhy bhi piyar kary

December 08, 2019

Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale?

Liked by: Zargham Omni_king Humas Shafait (sudozai) Straight AFFAN SCOOBY ⊱፧ꜱᴋ፧⊰ Ahsan khan FATIMAH :")) Arshad

Give me 100 likes

December 08, 2019

Sorry, my dog ate your question.

Liked by: Omni_king AFFAN Hajra Butt Fahad Bajwa SCOOBY ⊱፧ꜱᴋ፧⊰ FATIMAH :")) Arshad

Space

December 08, 2019

If you need so much space, there’s always NASA.

Liked by: Mu Aseel SCOOBY FATIMAH :")) Arshad

received random question. who the fuck sending me. ask.fm may be. anybody notice

December 08, 2019

The sooner I shoot you, the sooner I’ll get out of jail for it. Don’t assume that’s not a major incentive.

Liked by: AFFAN Mu Aseel Hajra Butt Fahad Bajwa SCOOBY FATIMAH :")) Arshad

Ouch

December 08, 2019

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.

Liked by: AFFAN Fahad Bajwa SCOOBY Arshad مرزا صاحب khushma Khan

Tell me a perfect lie

December 08, 2019

Angelina Jolie and I are having affair that’s why Brad Pitt left Angelina Jolie bhai ke sath bandi sakhaat in ha.

Liked by: Arshad khushma Khan

Zero marks or cheating

December 07, 2019

Zero marks on your existence I think my joke is funny compare to yours.

Liked by: Mehwish Sohail Arshad Zain Kayani

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~Say what you feel like~

Vasimi

December 07, 2019

Yahoo!! Koi mujhe jungle khayeee kheta ha tw kheta rahae mein hu payaar ka dewana.

Liked by: Arshad Zain Kayani

Ur frst song on ur playlist ?

Am.mayah

December 07, 2019

“ISHQ HUA BARBAAD HUA ISHQ KA KALMA YAAD HUA”

Liked by: Am.mayah Arshad Zain Kayani

Any one??need a suggestion

December 07, 2019

Yeah I need one
1:Should I kill you by pushing off the hill
2:Should I drown you.
I mean can I kill you for no reason?

Liked by: Arshad FAWAD اسعد Afaq Ahmad♐ Arslan بلال احمد

Sup people!🙆🏻‍♀️

khushma Khan

December 07, 2019

I went to this friends friends party the week after he beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.