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Can I remove your left testicle, so that I may refine it into a pâté which I can later feed to you with a side of my undying love? <3

I'd rather keep both my testicles and that's really weird. But the thought was nice? <3

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it upsets me that you can never tell who i am on this shit. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM SPECIAL!!!11!! you are rude, goodbye xoxoxo

You could just make an account idk :L

It seems, for worse, you look completely ruined and worn out all the time. I hate seeing you like that.

Ruined is a strong word.

No it's not, you look like a completely different person to a year ago and it's not right.

I am a completely different person than I was last year, but for better or worse you tell me.

why are you the subject of this shit when you're one of the nicer people i know?

I wouldn't necessarily agree, I must've done something wrong. But tell this to them, all I can do is take it on the chin

Does anyone even love tyou? How do you expect to get another relationship? hahaaa?

Maybe not, but at least I can try instead of spending my time sending pointless anon asks like this one <3

I love how sarcastic you are to these haters, make them look like right twats!

Makes me laugh tbh. Pathetic yeahhh

Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?

$50,000, it's still a hell of a lot of money!

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