Omg someone is judging me for asking what to do when im drunk AH FEL SO FAMUSS MATT!!!!111!!!
I KNOW, BRO I KNOW. WHEN ARE YOUR FREES TOMORROW I FORGOT? YOU BETTER HAVE ONE FIRST
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Who asked you the question about being drunk? >_>
My penis. It loves a good time
i would find you but iM ALREADY ON WARNING BY THE POLICE FOR STALKING
IT'S OKAY, YOU HAVE PERMISSION
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yesterday, my mum wrapped a christmas present in front of me but i was telling a story so i didn't ask what it was or who it was for and then she stuck a tag on it and i looked at it it was for me and i just wanted to kick myself in the face. repeatedly
Silleh child ;D
do you know when the new charlie higson book comes out? because i don't
NO IDEA
i actually have nothing to ask you
DISSAPOINTING
HEY MATT MY MUM IS BUYING EL AND I ALCOHOL FOR SATURDAY WHAT EXACTLY SHOULD BE DO WHEN WE'RE DRUNK AS FCK?
FIND ME
i think about you whilst stroking my prolapse
Me too
How big's your cock?
6 ft 3 inches
@CallanHansrani must be so jealous of you.
Why? :L
I think someone wants the D
Yeah, Mila Kunis has been begging for mine for days :///
YOU HAVE BLUE WAFFLE YES?
Slush Pussy, actually
I DONT GET PUSSY DOES IT TASTE NICE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'D CHOOSE KFC IF I HAD THE CHOICE.
DID THE PUSSY TASTE NICE THEN?
TELL ME ONCE YOU FIND OUT YEAH?
Did the pussy taste nice?
Omfg I expected that question hahaha
Ever licked the pussy big boy
:L Yesss :')
Did you like the blowjob?
They were alright.
Ever had a blowjob?
Yep
WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?
OMFG. BACON BACON
Who was moaning more while having sex? You, The girl...Or me O_o
Must've been you, I heard you from the closet...
megan's questions are the best
Oh are they really? :L
why dont you have a dick?
Fell off </3
Was da vagina sore after you were done with smashing it :o
Who knows, I didn't check
Did you bust all kinds of nuts when having sex sunshine
Nah i'm rock hard hahahahahahahahahha. sorry :L
hey
NOT A QUESTION OMFG WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? OMG ARE YOU SILLEH? Sorry. Autocorrect. Hey.
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