Matt Howitt

as soon as you're 18 you're buying me everything i can't ;) and we will sit, get drunk and watch friends with benefits okay then we will go out on the pull ;D

February 01, 2014

OMG YES
we can do it every friday! ;D
while everyone is at uni
fuck them

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i feel you brother loneliness sucks damn feels #sad #cry #penis

February 01, 2014

I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL DRINK WITH ME
CURL UP IN BED WITH ME
MASSAGE ME
AND WILL KEEP ME CALM
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

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what is the worst thing you you have recently felt

February 01, 2014

Loneliness
its the worst thing in the world

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Boffyees

true dat

February 01, 2014

yh bro just sometimes i go into too much detail when i'm drunk... #25thJuly

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how are you and melissa so open aha

February 01, 2014

i dunno probably because she's one of the few people who i dont have any boundaries with? :L like i am comfortable talking to her about anything and it never gets weird or anything like i could talk to her about sex and shit and it'd be natural aha

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hhgffyctid

February 01, 2014

thats the sound i make when my mum beats me

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would you take the offer of just a really close friend who would get drunk with you and sleep with you (not sexually) and stuff like that?

February 01, 2014

yeah that wouldnt be a bad idea at all

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what qualities do you look for in a relationship?

February 01, 2014

right now? literally a laidback relationship, with someone who wont judge me, someone who knows i like my space and literally someone i can get drunk with and i know they wont be boring as fuck

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Are you wearing socks right now? Post a picture.

February 01, 2014

kinky shit

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dnt h8 jesuz

January 31, 2014

u w0t

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i'm not that cute shush! :3

January 31, 2014

u so r
id put my willy in ur nose
oxoxox

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wow

January 31, 2014

LOOL

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WAT IF MINE MAKES ME BACON HUH

January 31, 2014

WHAT IF MINE TELLS ME WHO THEY ARE
SO THEY ARE NO LONGER ANON
AND WE BANG
AND HAVE LITTLE CUTE ANON BABIES
WHO COME ON ASK
AND RESTART THE CYCLE
WHILE EATING BACON
THEN WHO WINS
HM?

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mine is better tho

January 31, 2014

what if mine makes me bacon?

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aw look you actually got a cute anon mines better though ;D

January 31, 2014

CUTE ANON FACE OFF

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Are you looking for a relationship now?

January 31, 2014

I haven't been for a while if i'm being honest
but now everything seems behind me
i guess i'm open to the idea of another relationship
i'd prefer it to be pretty laidback though, i cant be doing with all the stress

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I find it cute how passionate you are about football so x

January 31, 2014

Aww taa x

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Are you passionate about anything

January 31, 2014

Football

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"ugh yeah how sad"

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wait what problems did you go through last year

January 31, 2014

I am not prepared to talk about this, it's in the past okay

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luvv u 2 bby ;D

January 31, 2014

You cunt;)

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spurs suck!

January 31, 2014

That is called an 'opinion'

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And yours is wrong.

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And just know that

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i
h8
u

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Do you think you have changed recently?

January 31, 2014

I want to know that too, ask Melissa. Like seriously she'll probably know better than me

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What’s the last sport event you watched?

January 31, 2014

spurs lose 5-1...sigh

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would you ever consider a thing with melissa

January 30, 2014

Not entirely sure what you mean by a thing
If you mean a bacon swag party
then hell yeah
but seriously
probably not
i cant look at her like that, we're too good friends it's just a bit weird
she is a bit of a babe tho
sometimes
when shes not being a flid
LOVE YOU BRO oxoxox

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Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

January 30, 2014

does aids count

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