Oh you kinky bugger you ;D
lol wut :L
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Haha i have kfc and you dont
WHAT WHY
YOU'RE OBESE
SHH
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I'LL STOP NOW :L
GOOD.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch? Me.
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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
WHOA.
What does a baby and a Pinto have in common? They're fun to ride until they die.
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How will you celebrate the New Year?
PARTAY
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
HAHAHAHA
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
Pink?
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection.
FFS
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.
WOW
What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
STOP
What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off? Sexy.
Ew
What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby? It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
Oh my god.
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
Red? :s
NAH, THAT WAS A JOKE. YOU REALLY ARE BOOTIFUL!
YAYYY
JOKES
OH
U IS BOOOOOTIFULLLL
YAYYY
LITTLE BALL OF FUR
NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS
SOFT KITTY
WARM KITTY
LITTLE WILLY : A slang term for a penis that is large when it is erect, and small when it is docile. As it is almost impossible to be born with, it is considered quite a commodity. Very few people have little willys. Guy #1: Hey did you see Paul? Homiez up in here be saying he has a smal
Wowwww
FLAPPY CHAPPY : When the labia minora (inside lips of vagina) hang out like a penis, but when you touch it, it will invert itself like when you touch the eye of a snail.
LOL
wear suspenders and some PVC and then Ill film it all up on my JVC
omg :LL
I honestly think you're beautiful and I love you and I hope you're happy forever because you deserve it. I hope we'll become closer as friends, too <3
Aw thank you, who is this? <3
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