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Why don't you just ask Melissa out?

Wow. First off, she's my best friend, there's nothing more to it than that. Besides, she has a boyfriend, who I happen to like very much, like fuck would I even think about doing that to him! You clearly don't know me at all if you think that's what i'm like. Look at her and Shorty, they're so happy. How could anyone want to ruin that?
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This is aimed at the anon telling you about vicki... Right what is the actual point? They split up a good few months ago now, it obviously hurts...why tell him? You're purposely hurting him, and telling him the day before an exam? You're completely stupid.

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Matt, a relationship doesn't define you. You don't need anyone to make yourself happy. We all know that Vicki treated you like shit, and all you were was nice to her. She didn't deserve you. You'll find someone new when you're ready, just get through this first. It gets better I promise. <3

I hope so x
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OKAY OKAY ALTHOUGH I WILL ADMIT THAT YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER, I LOVE YOU ANYWAY AND I WILL ENDEAVOR TO KEEP THE TOASTER AND KNIVES AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE KITCHEN, OUI? XOXOXO

Megan.
good idea!

IM A SCIENTIST MATTHEW. ALL HYPOTHESES MUST BE TESTED UNTIL PROVEN TRUE OR OTHERWISE. SOME EXPERIMENTS MAY NEED TO BE REPEATED TO ENSURE ACCURATE RESULTS XOXOX

Megan.
just keep the knife away from the toaster

YES MATTHEW TRY BCUZ IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE OF ME TO NOT TRY TO REMEMBER THAT DON'T YOU THINK SO?!> XOXO

Megan.
How can you not know that already?!

she also sent naked pictures to some guys in the year above, below and same year as you. Bro i'm really sorry.

Nothing you can do, don't apologise.

um yeah, Vicki told me that she used to go round lads houses and sleep with them when you were playing football on sundays and stuff. Like friends with benefits or something like that? she told a lot of guys she loved them too and accused you of cheating just so she didn't look bad. Sorry mate :/

no i am done.

YES WELL YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I WILL NEED TO HEAT SOMETHING TO JUST THE RIGHT DEGREE USING NOTHING BUT KITCHEN APPLIANCES XOXOX

Megan.
just not a knife, okay? oxox

DEBATABLE?!? MATT IM AN ANGEL AND MATT FYI NONE OF US ARE VERY GOOD AT LOOKING AFTER OURSELVES. WE'RE NOT BUILT TO BE ALONE AND YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN ME ANYHOW BCUZ MAY I REMIND YOU THAT ME + TOASTER + KNIFE HAPPENED ONE TIME XOXOX

Megan.
I want toast now, bring me some without a knife tho oxox

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