how many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? my rooms full of dead babies and the light still doesnt work....
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my willy squirt oout purple fluids, you jel?
purple? what's purple?
my mum gives the best foot rubs, js
GOOD
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i know where you live, and your closet looks fabulous
IT'S TRUE
How many cocks can you get in your holes?
AS MANY AS YOU HAVE
Get a but plug in me and I'll send you around the world
YAY
my pubes are shaped into the face of callan hansrani, you jel?
SEMI HAS APPEARED AGAIN
how many putt plugs can you fit in a dead babies mouth
WELL DONE ALEX
get in my van and i will give you candy which doesnt have rufelin in
OK
how many babies can you fit in a blender?
DEPENDS
Would you bust Bales Rim if he was eating KFC. But. He wants a sheep to join in
YES YES YES
what do you call a dead baby? motionless
WELL DONE
Would you go knee deep in a frog?
YES
my milkshake brings all the ladyboys to the yard, you jel?
No! I have KFC
When we have sex nextiim gonna make your run.BUrNnn
OKAYYYYYY. I'll prepare it
my bum isnt shave, imagine burnt grass with a sinkhole in the centre
OH HELLO SEMI
Get your willy out and slap it on my face
No! Soz<3
Hard or stiff?
Neither
Would you have sex with a dead baby that was dipped in Maryland gravy?
NAHH. KFC though? Yes.
I bet you want my willy to Penitrate you deep <3
YAYYY
my scrotum looks like a wrinkled prune, js
SAME SNAP
But but what about meeee?
I don't even know who you are
my anus smells of a dying baby
What does it taste like?
Who's your gay best friend?
my right hand
I wish a vagina looked more like a sausage
Mine does :////
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