How many pillows do you sleep with?
none i bit them all *cry*
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Seriously though, perfect girl?
Seriously though, can you really describe the perfect girl and is their much point? I just wait and see where it goes. Besides, the perfect girl could be after a completely different relationship to me anyway.
(my perfect relationship is a different question)
((anyway i've resided to the fact i am dying alone and the lack of pressure is refreshing oops))
(my perfect relationship is a different question)
((anyway i've resided to the fact i am dying alone and the lack of pressure is refreshing oops))
WEL YH IM SOO HOT N STF WHO WUDNT?!
EXACTLEE OMG
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i was on the list?! ;D
ofc u wer bby
spurs suck ;D
you're off the list
Describe your perfect girl
If she likes Spurs, pizza and hates the outside then we're basically already a thing (even if she doesnt know it)
Five people that you trust? x
ah shit
Melissa
Charlotte
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this is awks
Melissa
Charlotte
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this is awks
dam boi u a sexy mufuka xoxoxoxoxoxixixxccxoxixhxnxjxoxx
TA
VIRGIN?
totally 100% i promise shut up dont judge me okay i lied peer pressure LEAVE ME ALONE GOD
What are you passionate about?
Football mainly. But I wanna keep people happy and stuff idk i'm too nice to people I wish i was a cunt all the time its so little effort
If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?
that is a stupid question its obviously Shaniqua
What's up
People.
How are you feeling tonight?
Pissed off.
plz send a pic of ur sweet and sour tortilla wrap it will make my panini leak stilton. Jerome plz
I THINK YOU NEED HELP
whatt the actual fuck
yolo
you attract weird people
dont b hatin
I also like to make papercuts on my wee wee hole and put dead elderly semen in the wound
too far thats vile ahaha
I use mayonaise as lube
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I stroke my taco to ur spicy chicken fajitas
GO TO SLEEP
I want my noodle in ur nostril plz tyrone dont let me down
FINE
dont die I need ur anus alive to house my secret burrito sauce recipe plz jerome
i feel like ima be killed...
dont leave me hanging jerome ill slap u in the placenta with my wee donkey cock till u scream for milkshake
DYIN
still wanna see a topless photo of you
HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE
can I fap on ur bellybutton while tickling your earlobe
tuff call
ill get bak 2 u bby
ill get bak 2 u bby
aha oh jessus
LOOOL
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