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I SAID WHY, NOT IS YOUR LIFE SHIT IDIOT

Right, wanna know why my 'life is so shit'? All the disappointment of the last year, intensified in the last few months, combined with exams, stress, coursework, people and stupid FUCKING anons like you getting involved when it isn't your place to. So piss the fuck off, now you have your answer.

YES MATT! Glad you're getting better today! Just think. Harry Kane is starting!:D - Callan

Working on it bro, disappointment seems to come naturally these days ;D Cheers bro, appreciate it.<3

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thank you very much. would that make society's inability to open up and be accepting some weird kind of contraception?

Possibly

what if guys are able to get pregnant but it's just really rare but there's just not enough guys getting fucked which would mean that guys being pregnant would be even rarer and so we never actually found out because the few that did were so worried about being 'abnormal' they kept it secret?

Idek how to respond to that apart from the fact that it is a scarily good point.

When marimba rhythms start to play dance with me, make me sway. Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close and sway me more

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i've been playing noughts and crosses by myself for an hour, ngl :/

How do you think I feel, i've been playing hangman and losing.

Well, you're a guy... So there would be another guy . Sorry bad way of putting it. But answer pls, kthnx.

I'm not gay.

Matt would you bone me for a £5?

OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK I'M EASY. FUCKING HELL I HAVE STANDARDS, JESUS. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM REALLY OFFENDED AT THIS, OF COURSE I WON'T. BESIDES, I'M WORTH MORE THAT A FIVER FOR MY SERVICES. (sure i will)

Dear anon, you have nipples for me to lick. Sincerely, concerned citizen xoxo

If that;s not an offer, Idk what is. Anon, go get laid <3

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