Is your waist size a normal size? I read that, ideally, your waist measurement should be less than half of your height. If you're 5'6, that's 66inches so your waist should be less than 33 inches. I'm 5'6 and mine is 29 inches. I wish it was less than that like model size, but I can live with that.
You are vain and spouting absolute nonsense. Go away.