If you could communicate with your pet for just a minutes, and they would understand, what would you say?
To my snake Does it not hurt when you make your head go that fucking big? I mean one moment it's like a peanut and then it's like the size of my dads big toe or some shit, the fuck?
The Grigarians had always fought the Gnants, and the philisteins always fought the pedents. Tea and sugar used to fight before they got cosy in the land of mug, on a more rosey note the chicken and egg have never fought. What to you is the most harmonious pair in the world?