Today in McDonalds there was this ugly lad eyeing me up, and I badly had to fart, so I went over by his table where he was eating, got a straw and as my ass was right next to his food/face, I let out such a horrible silent but deadly fart, am I mean or did he deserve it?
Omfg hahaha uhm well I would never have the guts to do that, but just think of it as a joke x