Do you support the Emperor and the Imperium of Man?
I'm really more of a Tau.
What's your favorite horror movie?
Either the remake of The Thing (not the prequel, the thing the prequel relates to) or the remake of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers with Donald Sutherland. The two are also about the only really good remakes I can think of.
Are you a better talker or listener?
Hmm? What was that? I wasn't listening.
Who is your most attractive friend?
[Redacted] I'd hit it like LAPD hitting a jaywalker.
What was the best thing you ever found on the street?
£20.
When you can justify a lie?
To minimise harm. Like when you're asked if her bum looks big in that dress and don't want to be handbagged.
How do you like to start your morning?
I don't.
What is your favorite charity?
UNICEF or the RDF.
Name three things you have never done, but would like to do?
[Censored] [Redacted] [D-Notice]
How many times per day do you shower?
As a goth I have a small, black, rainy cloud following me and showering me constantly.
Because as a relatively young and unrespected artform, any tosser thinks they can do it and do it well. Also plenty of people see the propaganda and political possibilities and since (again) it's a young art form with little respect there has been (until now) little cultural resistance to wannabes and exploiters.
What teacher in school made the most impact on you and why?
Mr Kettle, my English teacher - though not my English teacher for long enough. He was very animated, very encouraging, let us use his room to play RPGs in during lunch and just made English lessons come alive like nobody else. He also had a great grasp of etymology and meaning.
What is the best way to deal with stress?
Knock one out and then cry tears of guilt and self disgust like a Catholic Priest hiding in a ball pit.