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*Psst* you should give me a h'o

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Fionn you are all kinds of Wright.
We need to hang out some time soon because you're fab B) You seem pretty smart too not to mention you got the whole nice face thing going on. Go you!
From what I've heard you're really sound too. Must hang out/chat more often B)
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man up, grow up

Show up, blow up, flow up, buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
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Wow people really need to stay out of your business. If he doesn't want to ask her out, he doesn't have to people need to understand that and leave him alone!!

Thank you kind anon. Maybe I have already maybe I haven't huehuehue.
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Give me one too <3

Of course bro :D
Liane, I'm really happy we've started talking even a bit more the past while, you're such a fabulous person and I don't think people recognise that enough. You're a really interesting person too, I know you say you don't read or write that much anymore but from what I've seen that you've written you have a real talent. Such a qt too, hair always on point. We should hang out soon!
Thanks for the help the past while aswell, I really appreciate it! I don't care what you say, I can see you doing great things because you're highly intelligent and you just need someone to hone them literary skills B)
I'm bad at these but I hope you enjoy xD Ily!
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I have a rreealllyy great idea, you should do a ho for me B)

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Pffftttt who even are you? Jk.
Hair on point, face on point, talents on point, sense of humour on point, cuteness level way too high. It's hard to believe we only know each other 9 months today since we're so close now. You not only tolerate me sending you tonnes of music suggestions and youtube links but actually enjoy it somehow? You've helped me enormously the past while and I'd like to think I did the same :D I'm proud of how well you've come along in your quest to learn shit puns and dank memes. The other day was so fun man :') You're so fricking talented too like stop that. #Unfair
Your hugs are on point and so is your hair flick. I can't wait until Wednesday man :'D
You're a dweeb but I guess I can look past that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ily B)
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What's your opinion about the death penalty?

It's idiotic. There's no good possible outcome.
If you want someone to suffer then throw their ass in solitary confinement for a few years, if you actually want to rehabilitate criminals then killing them will do no good.
Besides, if they turn out to be innocent you can't un-kill them.
Logic.
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Who is the funniest person you know?

Jake and Cian are pretty funny.
Sarune is learning of my puns and she's learning well :')
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What kind of things annoy you?

When you take a girl home from the bad and she leans into your ear and says 'I need about tree fiddy' and then proceeds to turn into a 500 foot tall mammal from the Paleolithic era.
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