Actually balls is a generic term for male genitalia in modern vernacular... Silly on you :P
Does the penis look spherical? I think not :P
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How will you celebrate the end of the world?
By getting under my bed, getting naked, putting on a cheetah print mankini, rubbing tacos all over my chest and whispering to myself that I'm a dirty walrus.
...sorry I'd just liket to point out you agreed to having an imaginary dick, aka you ain't got no balls son :P
Having no dick doesn't mean you have no balls and vice versa... Silly.
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ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF
I MUSTN'T BE IF IM TALKING TO YOU :D
Mine does o.o Are you questioning the awesomeness of my imaginary moustache because of you are... I'll insult your imaginary dick >:[ You know I thought I'd have better things to do then talk about imaginary body parts on the last night of... ever :P
And I thought I would be speaking to someone who didn't insult my imaginary body parts and who I knew the identity of... XD
YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GIRL *cough* But if I get to smack you across the face with a glove and then proceed to beat you senseless with my walking stick while twirling my awesome mustache and fixing my monocle and top hat... sure, I'm a sir!
Wait, I thought you were a dude... NEVER MIND xD
Btw I don't think many moustaches twirl... just saying :D
Btw I don't think many moustaches twirl... just saying :D
Jesus Stephen, the Loch Ness Monster stopped being nessie YEAR ago... He goes by Snooki now, duh? O.o
O_O I believe you to be incorrect sir, and insist you join me in a duel!
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Blood... xD nahh wallpaper
What is your favorite animal?
Probably Cthulhu xD
Was that sarcastic because it wasn't all that funny? (Amsterdam person) :L BTW if you were in mahon point today GET OFF MAH TURF SON *fires sawed off shogun dramatically* O.O
I don't know whether to laugh or to run... O.O
Omg bubble wrap factory. TORTURE.
indeed :D
What is the most stressful job?
Working in a bubble wrap factory,
IMAGINE THE SELF CONTROL NEEDED :O
IMAGINE THE SELF CONTROL NEEDED :O
ESCALATOR WITHOUT STEPS, WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?
I like sitting on them ^_^
Wow your ask fm is popular, got more gentlemen callers then a whorehouse in amsterdam :L
Haha, my sides are killing me from laughing :L
More meat than Oktoberfest.
More meat than Oktoberfest.
everyone seems to be writing on your ask.fm so eh hai :3
Hai lani :3
DAMNIT. Yes I am. :)
Yay, I'm right ^_^
No, I'm a bit too old to be in your class :)
hmmm..... im going to ice skating tomorrow so I wont be able to talk to you...
Are you person whos into harry potter and MCR?
Are you person whos into harry potter and MCR?
Where is the scarcest place you have ever traveled to?
Charleville School *Shudders*
Hi, just wanted to remind you how much I love you <3 IM GOING TO HUG YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU.
Awww Thanks <3
And Okieee :D
And Okieee :D
Follow the spiders and you'll find out who I am. Or I could just tell you in school tomorrow.
Okay xD
atleast tell me am I in your class :D
atleast tell me am I in your class :D
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I don't have a house I live in Hogwarts.
NO, NOOOOO, HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD!
seriously who the hell are you? xD
seriously who the hell are you? xD
Actually, it's in Scotland.
ahhh nice
ILL RANSACK YER HOOSE YAE VERMIN
nice?
ILL RANSACK YER HOOSE YAE VERMIN
nice?
Hogsmeade.
ummm, is that in middle earth or?
No D:
Oh no, im in deep shit now D:
I have a bad short term memory xD
Which town/city are you from?
I have a bad short term memory xD
Which town/city are you from?
No... *cough*
ahhh sick.
Are you from the academy?
Are you from the academy?
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