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Other than sykes anyone else you're into?
im not into sykes HAHA wait i am wait idk
Who said i won't you just don't like replying whatsapp right.
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WHY YOU SO FUNNY
WILL U DATE ME NOW
Can you swim?
HAHAAH I'D BE THE FIRST PERSON TO DROWN IF GOT TSUNAMI IN SINGAPORE
DESCRIBE YOUR PIZZA BUDDY AGAIN
WAIT LA I EATING SIA
DESCRIBE YOUR PIZZA BUDDY I SAID UGH
he is a retard and a sloth and a guy who dont like to share his PIZZA with me and its funny how we know each other through "i like pizzas" HAHAHAHA he is a very funny annoying irritating guy and yep very friendly!!!! HE IS A CUTIE AND HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH HIS BRACES WOWERRRZ AND LASTLONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHIZ
DESCRIBE YOUR PIZZA BUDDY BIJ
WHICH ONE HAHA IS THIS FARID BC IM 99.9% SURE ITS U OR AM I WRONG
Weird stuffs you do with your bff?
HAHAH ALOT OF STUFFS OKAY
so we dyed our hair inside Jcube's handicapped toilet on level 4 and the whole floor was flooded FUCK HAHAAH and then there was this one time, a group of angmohs came to JEM and we stalked them like shit until one of them found out and said my friend's a cutie and i diED A LITTLE INSIDE BC I THOUGHT I WAS THE CUTER ONE and then we played truth and dare at rooftop of Jcube and there were 3 hongkah sec guys and i was dared to ask their number and i got rejected THRICE HAHAAH ((maybe bc i was ugly LOL)) and i was dared to take a picture with a cleaner and he was an uncle and he was so cute WOWEEZ oh and we also skipped house practices when we were in pri school HAHAH #badass YES I KNOW AND AND AND AND IDK THERE'S ALOT OF STUFFS OKAY AND WE ARE GOING TO DO A BESTFRIEND TAG YAYERZZZZ SO STAY TUNE BC I DOUBT IT WILL EVER HAPPEN LOL
so we dyed our hair inside Jcube's handicapped toilet on level 4 and the whole floor was flooded FUCK HAHAAH and then there was this one time, a group of angmohs came to JEM and we stalked them like shit until one of them found out and said my friend's a cutie and i diED A LITTLE INSIDE BC I THOUGHT I WAS THE CUTER ONE and then we played truth and dare at rooftop of Jcube and there were 3 hongkah sec guys and i was dared to ask their number and i got rejected THRICE HAHAAH ((maybe bc i was ugly LOL)) and i was dared to take a picture with a cleaner and he was an uncle and he was so cute WOWEEZ oh and we also skipped house practices when we were in pri school HAHAH #badass YES I KNOW AND AND AND AND IDK THERE'S ALOT OF STUFFS OKAY AND WE ARE GOING TO DO A BESTFRIEND TAG YAYERZZZZ SO STAY TUNE BC I DOUBT IT WILL EVER HAPPEN LOL
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How did u met ur bf?
sigh....
okay so there was this one time i was walking in JEM. it just opened so i decided to take a look. i was with my bestfriend and we were acting super weird and then i was laughing ((as usual)) and i was drinking Coke and then while i was laughing and drinking Coke, i accidentally spilled it onto a boy and i was like "OMG SO SORRY THIS MUST BE A VERY EXPENSIVE SHIRT LET ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP WITH A TISSUE I BROUGHT EARLIER" hahaha and then i looked up and OMFG HE WAS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY EVER AND WE LOCKED EYES AND I THINK IT MUST HAVE BEEN FOR 5 SECONDS BECAUSE MY FRIEND WAS GETTING ANNOYED HAHHH and he was like "dont worry, its nothing" ((in malay)) and i was like "no no im sorry omg" HAHAHH and this continued for like 5 minutes until he said i should buy him a drink sometime and then he gave me his phone number and he walked of WITH MY TISSUE OMG MY POOR LITTLE TISSUE and i was freaking out bc he was so hot like summer hot and my friend was like "IM A LIL POTATO, SHORT AND STOUT." HAHAHA and then i texted him and we went out and he confessed and and and and HAHAHA THIS IS ALL A JOKE NONE OF THIS HAPPENED IM SINGLE BITCHES BYE
okay so there was this one time i was walking in JEM. it just opened so i decided to take a look. i was with my bestfriend and we were acting super weird and then i was laughing ((as usual)) and i was drinking Coke and then while i was laughing and drinking Coke, i accidentally spilled it onto a boy and i was like "OMG SO SORRY THIS MUST BE A VERY EXPENSIVE SHIRT LET ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP WITH A TISSUE I BROUGHT EARLIER" hahaha and then i looked up and OMFG HE WAS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY EVER AND WE LOCKED EYES AND I THINK IT MUST HAVE BEEN FOR 5 SECONDS BECAUSE MY FRIEND WAS GETTING ANNOYED HAHHH and he was like "dont worry, its nothing" ((in malay)) and i was like "no no im sorry omg" HAHAHH and this continued for like 5 minutes until he said i should buy him a drink sometime and then he gave me his phone number and he walked of WITH MY TISSUE OMG MY POOR LITTLE TISSUE and i was freaking out bc he was so hot like summer hot and my friend was like "IM A LIL POTATO, SHORT AND STOUT." HAHAHA and then i texted him and we went out and he confessed and and and and HAHAHA THIS IS ALL A JOKE NONE OF THIS HAPPENED IM SINGLE BITCHES BYE
Tell me a joke.
once upon a time there was a girl named puteri :-)
Hm imitate your best friend
@pnsbi here u go :-)
"kau gi band ke tak?"
"OI BANGUN LA KATA NAK JOB HUNT"
"NATHAN SYKES IS COMING TO SINGAPORE OMG AHHHH"
"cb sak rufus"
"kau gi self practice?"
"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE BITCH"
"CAN I HAVE UR THIGH GAPS PLZ"
"asal kau makan tapi tak gemok ah?"
"nanti aku blanja kau mocha frappe ok"
"OMG STARBUCKS SEDAP PLZ TRY IT U WILL NOT REGRET IT"
"jom pergi jogging"
"SYAFIQ IS SO HOT HAHSOAPSFNALPP"
"kau ni jangan cut la"
"lol you dont look 15 sia"
HAHAH THATS ALL
"kau gi band ke tak?"
"OI BANGUN LA KATA NAK JOB HUNT"
"NATHAN SYKES IS COMING TO SINGAPORE OMG AHHHH"
"cb sak rufus"
"kau gi self practice?"
"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE BITCH"
"CAN I HAVE UR THIGH GAPS PLZ"
"asal kau makan tapi tak gemok ah?"
"nanti aku blanja kau mocha frappe ok"
"OMG STARBUCKS SEDAP PLZ TRY IT U WILL NOT REGRET IT"
"jom pergi jogging"
"SYAFIQ IS SO HOT HAHSOAPSFNALPP"
"kau ni jangan cut la"
"lol you dont look 15 sia"
HAHAH THATS ALL
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Lol y? Girls alw wants a thigh gap
well for me, girls are beautiful with or without thigh gaps. and tbfh, i hate my thigh gaps because i have a bestfriend who is so hooked on to having a thigh gap and she'll be like "I AM SO JEALOUS OF UR THIGHS WOMAN GIVE ME UR THIGHS UGH BRB STABBING MY FATTY THIGHS" and i'll feel super bad ((im a kind hearted girl okay HAHA)) and i hate thigh gaps bc they say girls with thigh gaps is because their vagina is loose like um WTF MY VAGINA IS SECURE AS THE BANK IN UNITED STATES OKAY and there was this one time, i was eating a pizza and it fell onto my thighs ABD I HAVE A FUCKING THIGH GAP AND IT SLIPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT GREAT WONDERFUL THERE GOES MY PEPPERONI PIZZA UGH and i also hate my thigh gaps because it makes me feel like im super skinny and im short what the fukity fuck?! short and skinny is a no no for me. if ure tall and skinny, then its okay HAHAHH basically i just hate my thigh gaps and my short legs can someone break them plz thank u bye
U have a tigh gap?
yes and i hate it alot
What do you want right now?
i want food
Why you laugh alot?
HAHAHA omg tbh life is better whwn ure laughing :-)
Do you have Omegle?
tbh yes hahaha
PUTERRIIIIII :* aku rindu kauu banyak banyakkk
boleh ws taknak ws HAHA
Describe yourself
i am a very annoying girl who eats but never gets fat and im super annoyed by everyone and everything and i may look skinny but trust me i feel tired after climbing up 2 flights of stairs i am a short retard girl who laughs at everything and everyone HAHAHH and i cant control my laughter so im pretty much weird people says i dont look 14 and that i look 12 idk if thats an insult or a compliment i find myself very attractive one second and ugly as a sloth the other oh and did i mention i love pizzas bc they make me happy HAHAAH i guess i didnt oh and i have a weird obsession with boys in beanies and i love sykes ((i hope he doesnt sees this lol)) and i have a crush on 4 boys and im weird ok byE
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why is he up on ur bio again? r u guys back to normal? well i hope so x
haha i feel like putting it up bc he means alot, i swear. yep, we're kinda okay now. aww thank u gbu x
is he ur bestfriend or ex or what
tbh, idk....
Who is sykes to u?
what do you mean?
On 22th nov I'll get my results :)
choose shuqun okay!!!!!
Yes please :)
insya'allah hehe how's your result?
23 have band
open house????
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