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I have a cute technique for getting away with murder?
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Sure :)
What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?
Oh, hi.
Wow, you're tall.
And pretty hot, to be honest.
You have no intention of fathering my children?
That's just inconsiderate then.
Don't you hit your head on clouds?
Low flying birds?
Aircraft?
Weather balloons?
God?
I bet you can get things off of high shelves.
I can't.
That's why I have more muscles than you, see.
Logic.
Small people have to carry chairs so we can climb on them.
Plus we have to walk further.
You take one step and you can cross the border to France.
It's people like you who started World Wars.
I bet you have ginormous feet.
And you know what they say about people with ginormous feet.
They also have a ginormous p- hey where are you going?
Wow, you can move fast.
I really can't keep up.
Okay, bye.
I'll see you on France's propaganda posters.
Or something.
Wow, you're tall.
And pretty hot, to be honest.
You have no intention of fathering my children?
That's just inconsiderate then.
Don't you hit your head on clouds?
Low flying birds?
Aircraft?
Weather balloons?
God?
I bet you can get things off of high shelves.
I can't.
That's why I have more muscles than you, see.
Logic.
Small people have to carry chairs so we can climb on them.
Plus we have to walk further.
You take one step and you can cross the border to France.
It's people like you who started World Wars.
I bet you have ginormous feet.
And you know what they say about people with ginormous feet.
They also have a ginormous p- hey where are you going?
Wow, you can move fast.
I really can't keep up.
Okay, bye.
I'll see you on France's propaganda posters.
Or something.
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First liker gets 10 likes and a follow, and rest get 2 likes?
Sure :)
I agree, let's just leave it at that. Just one last teeny tiny thing though okay?:) Here you go, Number 9. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tasha&page=2 ;)
What is the quality you most like in a man?
free wifi.
What's the stupidest thing that you've ever done drunk?
In alcohols defence, I've done some pretty stupid shit whilst completely sober as well.
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Koh Shinwon
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If you were a scientist, what would you invent?
They've already invented a pizza printer and I doubt that I can top that.
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Alex Robinson
Koh Shinwon
Didn't it used to be two potato?
The recession hit us hard.
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Alex Robinson
Koh Shinwon
How much does your love cost?
Three potato.
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Alex Robinson
Koh Shinwon
What will the future be like?
I don't think much will change.
But we'll live underwater.
And your great, great, great granddaughter?
She'll do fine.
But we'll live underwater.
And your great, great, great granddaughter?
She'll do fine.
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Koh Shinwon
whats ur name?
OH NA NA
WHAT'S MY NAME
OH NA NA
WHAT'S MY NAME
WHAT'S MY NAME
OH NA NA
WHAT'S MY NAME
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Shannon The Dinosaur
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Physiotherapist.
I was an ambitious little shit.
I was an ambitious little shit.
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I'mAUnicornBitchessss
Who will go to hell?
*puts up hand*
ass
*sass
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Shannon The Dinosaur
who's sam?
Such a child <3
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Hailey Hughes
Whats up lool?
DUCK WON'T COME DOWN
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J.
Tyler
Tia❤️
I'mAUnicornBitchessss
Evie Dixon
When you see it, REPOST IT.
USA:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Added by Matt:
UK:
Samaritans: Depression/Suicide helpline 08457 90 90 90
Childline: 0800 1111 (I've contacted childline. They made such a difference.)
B-eat: Eating Disorders 0845 634 1414 YOUTH line:0845 634 7650
Sexuality Support: 01708 765200
Rape Crisis: 0808 802 9999
Care Confidential - Pregnancy and Abortion support: 0300 4000 999
Need a friend? My ask is here. My kik is tashasmonkey.
Added by Tasha:
As someone who has phoned one of these numbers, they are there to help you. They do not judge, they just help you clear your head. You always have options - I promise - even if it doesn't look that way.
You are loved. You are valued. And you are someone's reason to smile. xx
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Added by Matt:
UK:
Samaritans: Depression/Suicide helpline 08457 90 90 90
Childline: 0800 1111 (I've contacted childline. They made such a difference.)
B-eat: Eating Disorders 0845 634 1414 YOUTH line:0845 634 7650
Sexuality Support: 01708 765200
Rape Crisis: 0808 802 9999
Care Confidential - Pregnancy and Abortion support: 0300 4000 999
Need a friend? My ask is here. My kik is tashasmonkey.
Added by Tasha:
As someone who has phoned one of these numbers, they are there to help you. They do not judge, they just help you clear your head. You always have options - I promise - even if it doesn't look that way.
You are loved. You are valued. And you are someone's reason to smile. xx
aha but post a normal one lol please
Sighs.
Goodbye Self Esteem. See you round, man.
Goodbye Self Esteem. See you round, man.
First liker=30 likes
10 :)
1 like = 2 questions
Sure :)
likers get a question or 2
Yeah, sure:)
What's your favorite perfume?
The Tears Of My Enemies.
What’s your favorite seafood?
I don't mind.
I sea food,
I eat it.
I sea food,
I eat it.
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Shannon The Dinosaur
Omg Tash! You crack me up. You my good friend are freakin hilarious :p
Haha, thank you :')
But I think we both know that the chick is the real diva here.
But I think we both know that the chick is the real diva here.
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