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What’s the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to you?

i dunnno probs a compliment on my looks or something, so probs something that butch has said to me

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What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?

the one where i was supposed to be having a reaaaally good dinner and then i woke up before i got the dinner
or the ones where you are about to have some great sexual time with someone beautiful and then u wake up cryin

What have you learned today?

that i am a fucking comedy genius
and the hercules citadel set is sooo COOOOOOL

Can you right me a story

i can write you one, yes..
One day there was a green hippo called Frank who enjoyed wallowing in the mud. He loved getting muddy because he was convinced that it would get him all the ladies. A lot of them wiggled there huge arses and batted their long eyelashes at him, but really, there was only one female for Frank. Her name was Alice. Unfortunately, Alice had just had a heart attack and died.
Oh.

So... what made you go out with Alex Ripley huh?

well obviously I found him attractive
and he was just different to everyone else which was refreshing and made me like him more. i think i trust him a lot quicker than it normally takes me to trust people.. just liked spending time with him and then from there it just escalated and i love him :-)

Where is the most fun place you have ever been?

the toilet cubicles when they dont work and there is like a shit fountain spewing from the toilet and the pipes around it and i literally get covered like a some kinda sewer monster
shit man it's the most fun, exciting beautiful thing you could ever behold

What is your idea of paradise?

hmm paradise?
i'd say a sunny warm beach where the sand is actually shit and i can squidge it in between my toes, the sun would beam down and the water would be piss and it would be yellow, but it would smell like farts so every time i'd go in there i would get the scent of a nice eggy fart and i would walk by everyone so i can waft in their face.

What was the last thing you made with your own hands?

the last thing i made with my own hands was my friend because i dont really have any other than the shit figure i made out of shit aw cute

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