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I want to ram a fork up your arse.

only if it's a pitch fork, normal forks just won't do the right job

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How do you stop a horse headshaking? xxx

if it's whilst being ridden, i'd get all the tack checked to make sure there's nothing pinching or hurting the horse that would cause the head shaking, i'd also get their teeth looked at and then if that's all ruled out start thinking about the way you're riding, ie if you're heavy handed etc. also, some horses have an aversion to pollen and headshake in summer when the pollen goes up their noses, so maybe investing a nose net would help, or an earhat thing may help also. if none of that works, i'd get in touch with a vet because it could be something as small as a hairline fracture on their poll bothering them or something x

Would you rather live without TV or music?

well thats not a nice decision
i would live without tv because i would just continue to watch my shit online ;)

last picture you uploaded to a website

a screenshot from my hotmail because stella thought she'd send pictures of me to modelling websites ;)

Would you ever ride your horse in the snow?

not properly
under that snow the ground is frozen and fucking hard
plus their feet fill with snow/ice which means they can slip easier
not good
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What do you think of people who teach their horses to rear on command?

yes, good job encouraging what is considered one of the worst vices a horse could have. good on you as well when you want to sell that horse on, just great

What do you think of people who constantly jump?

they can have a great time fucking their horses joints up and souring their pony
it's up to them, nobody elses fault but their own when they have a horse thats either lame or just point blank refuses to jump.
thank the lord i dont know anyone like that lol

Do you think good weather makes people more positive?

definitely
because when it's raining, you're like aw man today's gonna be shit im just gonna go out there and its going to make me a ratty straggly haired mess, make me cold and damp to the skin and it will just be shit
whereas if its sunny you're like AW YEA, but then theres the thought of sweating tonnes which is also a bit of a downer but i would rather sweat than shiver and be wet and cold

Favourite part of the day?

the part of the day where i get really tired and start drifting off to sleep trololol

Do you enjoy college?

yes but the main reason i enjoy it is because i like spending time with my friends haha

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