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did alex throw you off your chair today in sixth form block? hahahah you guys are so cute :3

he went to tickle me, i spun around because being tickled makes me die a bit inside and i must have spun too hard because the chair just ejector seated me and i flew off it trololololol

What do you like best about your hometown?

aw mi frendz r der x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x xx xx xx x x x x x x x x xx x x x x x x x xx xn x x x x xx x x x x x x x x x x x x
cute

I doubt Alex would be cool with you getting with Becky

lol
because sarcasm definitely didn't come into the equation when i answered that question

i would still pay to see you get off with Becky Squelch

hand over the cash and we'll go for it x x x x x

I don't like you. You are an attention seeker, you want everyone to feel sorry for you.

this has come from where exactly? shut up mate and get your head out your arse, think all the shit is giving you pink eye and impairing your vision

How would a typical conversation with your friends go?

i'm just going to quote bits from our group chat that we have currently going:
eva: is that a share box
becky: fat shit
me: you think mate, you know you do, look at the size of you u fat cunt
becky: you shouldnt be ashamed you should learn from your mistakes and grow
jack: soz I won't learn I am just gunna forever be riddled with the ghosts of my mistake filled passed
me: riddled with memories of how u fiddled with sherrys flange
bex: dying omg
me: hey diddle diddle jack wanted a fiddle so he went for shezzas wet minge
eva: aw guys found the sports day pic where im as black as da night sky
now discussing tribal sex and spit roasting

would you rather meet santa or the grinch?

The grinch
i can meet any old shit head in some grotto posing as santa, but deres only wun grinch

i think you are ruining Roxy tbh

I would agree so much, but shes come such a long since i first got her actually. there's been a drastic decrease in her napping, shes actually got manners on the ground and is fairly easy to handle, her flatwork is coming along quite nicely... of course there is so much to be desired about us as a team and she could be 100000x times better than what she is, but she isnt being ruined. shes improving it's just a very slow process lol

so how much do you pay for livery? i would like to see if i could afford to keep a horse at your yard

If you were genuinely interested you would have contacted my yard for prices so do that and go away lol

Why did you have a thing yesterday saying you are so happy for grace?

because she did sooooo fucking well at her ODE the other day! she surprised herself and im sure every pathetic idiot that's put her down will be eating their words this season.

Who is that stella girl?

i dont know shes just some bitch whos been stalking me and declaring her love to me through songs ://// what a fuckin weirdo

how does it feel to be so inbred that your eyes practically merge into eachother?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

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