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Was it pretty cool having Anna-rose Lee and abbey wilson pick you up from college the other day?

more like traumatic
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Do you like to eat mouldy mane combs?

nah that's a job for jill
her catch phrase is 'that's not mould, that's my lunch'

what did you have for dinner? was it a tasty treat? beautiful and full of lovely flavours?

i had chinese woot

there is so much weirdness on here tonight haha i can't really keep up!

get a unicycle
then you will be on the same wave length

Gruff was rly trying to buddy up with bloobs today, and bluebell just walked away :'( but they didn't go too far apart. And when I turned bloobs out gruff came a'running and a'running. So excited :') they can have lesbibum kids!!!

aw cuteeeeeeeeeez
luv dem!

Checksum vidicon bicycles bogus Louth looted chi begged hug bitty oil saw ruff jftukvdxbkur blog CDs bogie... Sorry, autocorrect. That was meant to say "do you know why my horse has loads of cuts on her face and upper neck? Fights with your beast or fights with more fences n flinging herself at them

gruffalo is in season so it probably is her fault
although bluebell always neighs and walks over to gruff when i put her in the field so maybe they are kinky lesbians now
hehehehehe

Once upon a time, there was a troll strolling round through the woods. Then a magic goat ate the troll and everyone cried. What's the moral of the story? And why are you such a troll?

the moral of the story is that trolls taste good and everyone likes the troll which is why they all cried because they missed it so much
and i am a troll because i resemble one

Anna-rose lee

there was once a lonely platypus named clive who lived in the canned food section of tesco's with his brother, paul the dinosaur. clive was very territorial and attacked any unsuspecting tesco customers who bravely adventured down his aisle of doom. he would cry and throw chain dog leads at anyone who trespassed onto what he considered his land. until one day, some prick went down the aisle next door and pushed the shelf over
clive and paul were crushed the end
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