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Glindaaaaaaaa!!! Hi :) How are you today? Lame question, but it's legit. No? Ok. What color are your socks? - Applepop
APPLEKINS! I'm good, how are you? My socks are black today because I've got on yoga pants and my feet were cold.
Why don't you have an ask.fm account so we can spam you with questions?!
Why don't you have an ask.fm account so we can spam you with questions?!
Now that I am a single white feminist, will I ever find love? Will any man want me? Do I need to remove the "All Men Are Rapists" tat from my butt?
Yes, of course you will find love. Men will line up for you. Just change your tat to "First come, first served" and you'll have more men than you can handle. ;)
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I think you are very pretty. Das ist alles.
Danke. Das ist alles. :)
I just want to add to the jockey question - I don't think Woody is too fat to be a jockey. In fact I think his gorgeous, macho silhouette would look beautiful bouncing up and down on a pony, with his head shining in the sunlight. Kay that's all.
See? I knew you would have something to say about a Woody question. lol
Do you think Woody is bitter because he is too fat to be a jockey?
I think most of us are too big to be a jockey. I'm referring all Woody questions to BabyKat in the future, since she has cyber stalked him the most.
How do you define German efficiency?
The ability to constantly be in denial, and then to be in denial about being in denial.
Das ist gut, richtig?
Das ist gut, richtig?
Do you prefer your Woody fried, poached, soft-boiled, hard-boiled or scrambled? <3
I'm actually allergic to Woody, in any shape or form...so you just go help yourself, mkay? <3
Do you know you have kept up 5 of my questions? It's not cool to steal my jokes either, Glinda. ;)
Erm...ooooh heyyyyy....How are you???? I thought you closed out your ask.fm account. *Cough* So erm....maybe I recycled your jokes.
But it's only because you're so much funnier. And it would be a shame to waste good material. Wouldn't you agree? :(
But it's only because you're so much funnier. And it would be a shame to waste good material. Wouldn't you agree? :(
Are you a member of some GS secret society?
Lol
I didn't know there was a GS secret society. And I don't think there is.
There are chat rooms though, and they tend to draw people who are like-minded. I chat at BOSS's chat room, and that's because the other people that chat there are nice, and we sometimes act like 12 year olds, but we also can get into good discussions.
It is a private chat room for security reasons; if you are interested in chatting, drop BOSS or myself a line and let us know. :)
I didn't know there was a GS secret society. And I don't think there is.
There are chat rooms though, and they tend to draw people who are like-minded. I chat at BOSS's chat room, and that's because the other people that chat there are nice, and we sometimes act like 12 year olds, but we also can get into good discussions.
It is a private chat room for security reasons; if you are interested in chatting, drop BOSS or myself a line and let us know. :)
Why do people in GS think that all reportniks are Feminists?
If it was that way at one time, it's certainly not the case now. There are a couple male users who openly talk about their reporting skills, and how they can delete anything they want to. I think it's probably evenly split now.
It's my personal opinion that Y!A allowing Top Reporters to delete anything they want all by themselves, will always lead to abuse of reporting. Top Reporters who have an ax to grind with another user can cost them their account. And that's not fair. No one needs that much power of others; it only leads to censorship.
It's my personal opinion that Y!A allowing Top Reporters to delete anything they want all by themselves, will always lead to abuse of reporting. Top Reporters who have an ax to grind with another user can cost them their account. And that's not fair. No one needs that much power of others; it only leads to censorship.
What was that all about when some people added the word socks to their user name?
See, here is a great example of why I love GS. It's the people.
What happened was a discussion popped up when someone posted about how she hated picking up her ex's dirty socks on the floor and how it impacted their marriage. (I think she meant picking up socks as a euphamism for her doing all the housework after working full time all day). And someone else posted about if there was a relation between having to pick up dirty socks and how much sex happens in a marriage. And then others jumped in, correlating dirty socks with sex, so questions started popping up about socks. Then people added the word "socks" to their name.
It was funny, and with both men and women jumping into the little game, it brought us together rather than dividing us. I love when that happens.
What happened was a discussion popped up when someone posted about how she hated picking up her ex's dirty socks on the floor and how it impacted their marriage. (I think she meant picking up socks as a euphamism for her doing all the housework after working full time all day). And someone else posted about if there was a relation between having to pick up dirty socks and how much sex happens in a marriage. And then others jumped in, correlating dirty socks with sex, so questions started popping up about socks. Then people added the word "socks" to their name.
It was funny, and with both men and women jumping into the little game, it brought us together rather than dividing us. I love when that happens.
Who are the creepiest guys on GS?
I'm not naming names, and women can be creepy too. But I'll give you a hint as to which posts make me cringe.
- "Women, don't you think it would be so cute and funny to find your man all dolled up in your panties and lingerie when you came home?"
- "American Women: Do you like toddlers? What is your age, name, and phone number?"
- "As an Indian man, how can I get myself a blonde, blue eyed, white woman?" etc. etc. etc.
- "Do men prefer a skinny, triangle-shaped body? Do men prefer ribs showing, with a BMI of 10?" etc. etc.
And, it always makes me laugh to see one question desperately asking how to get an American blonde woman, and the next post talks about how *all* American blonde women are ______ (insert profanity). I don't get the obsession with American blondes. Anyone can dye their hair. And apparently, "Western Women" are all evil anyway. *shrug*
- "Women, don't you think it would be so cute and funny to find your man all dolled up in your panties and lingerie when you came home?"
- "American Women: Do you like toddlers? What is your age, name, and phone number?"
- "As an Indian man, how can I get myself a blonde, blue eyed, white woman?" etc. etc. etc.
- "Do men prefer a skinny, triangle-shaped body? Do men prefer ribs showing, with a BMI of 10?" etc. etc.
And, it always makes me laugh to see one question desperately asking how to get an American blonde woman, and the next post talks about how *all* American blonde women are ______ (insert profanity). I don't get the obsession with American blondes. Anyone can dye their hair. And apparently, "Western Women" are all evil anyway. *shrug*
Who is your favorite troll on GS?
Back when trolling wasn't censored on GS, BOSS and BabyKat were King and Queen of trolling. One thing I noticed in common about their styles was the self-deprecation aspect. I don't think Americans can do self-deprecation like Brits can.
How many funny questions did BabyKat ask about being flat-chested? Can you visualize an American woman joking about being flat-chested? I can't.
And BOSS trolling about practicing figure skating in a hot pink jumpsuit? That still makes me laugh thinking about it. No American man would ever be that self-deprecating. None.
How many funny questions did BabyKat ask about being flat-chested? Can you visualize an American woman joking about being flat-chested? I can't.
And BOSS trolling about practicing figure skating in a hot pink jumpsuit? That still makes me laugh thinking about it. No American man would ever be that self-deprecating. None.
Whatever happened to Wendy Whiner?
Why are you asking me? *glances around furtively*
I heard she was suspended, along with someone's main account, so she ran off into the sunset with McLovin, who is still trying to become a Colonel by working at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I heard she was suspended, along with someone's main account, so she ran off into the sunset with McLovin, who is still trying to become a Colonel by working at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Can you describe in three words what YOU think GS regulars think of you?
I
Have
No
Idea
Ooops, that was four words. I actually would like to know.
Have
No
Idea
Ooops, that was four words. I actually would like to know.
Glinda, if you could take credit for writing one famous book in history, which would it be?
I have so many favorite books...but I'll go with "To Kill A Mockingbird" by Harper Lee.
Why don't you like GOD? Although he is a troll, he is awesome!
I like trolling when it's funny, or clever. I respect someone who can do a play on words, or troll in an intelligent or unexpected way. But I don't care for profane rants, mean-spirited name calling, or being bombarded with nasty emails. That, to me, is far from "awesome".
Do you like having blue eyes? is it a nuisance at times, like you obviously need to wear sunglasses all the time.
I am fine with my blue eyes. Yes, I do wear sunglasses frequently.
Hi Glinda! Have you ever been to an active feminist rally for women's rights?
Hi Thomas! Glad to see you here. :)
No, I've never been to a feminist rally for women's rights. I don't identify as a feminist, really. I'm all for equal rights, but not rights/privileges/entitlements that come at the expense of men.
No, I've never been to a feminist rally for women's rights. I don't identify as a feminist, really. I'm all for equal rights, but not rights/privileges/entitlements that come at the expense of men.
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Most attractive height for a man?
Height isn't something anyone can change, really. I think most men prefer to be taller than women, and women prefer to be shorter than men. So, there is someone for everyone out there. Having said that, I personally like over 6'...ideal is 6'3.
What is the first thing you notice in a person of the opposite sex?
Well, this may be odd, but...height and voice. And I always sneak a peek at hands; there's something about men's hands that tells a lot about them.
Do you read Incubus' site? Check out the stuff I got, purported to be from Blaise.
No, thanks. I want nothing to do with the site, with witch hunts, with the drama it ensues. To comment on it gives validation to the whole thing and keeps the drama going.
What are you currently watching?
I love Breaking Bad on Netflix...it's the best show since Sopranos in my opinion. I also have a weakness for Catfish.
Is this your real picture?
I use my real picture sometimes on GS, it's the close-up of my face, wearing the pink hoodie.
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