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Glinda, is it true that your vagina can really bake cookies? How do you check to see if they are golden around the edges before taking them out?
Tip: If you insert a stick of butter first and let it melt in there before vaggie-baking, then the cookies can be checked on for the golden edges. Also, you have to bake a tampon string in the cookie. :) xoxo
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Your vagina is so hot you could bake cookies in there.
Your vagina is so hot you could fry eggs in there. <3
Do you have more sexual dreams than non-sexual dreams?
Dreams - more non-sexual
Fantasies - always sexual
Fantasies - always sexual
How can one break free from the vicious cycle of GS and find salvation?
Cold turkey, dude. That's what I did. It's been 3 weeks since my GS sobriety, and I have transferred all my weirdness smoothly over to ask.fm. Can you say Alleluia? AMEN!
Do you feel scared at night when the bare tree limbs scrape against your house, and a pair of red eyes stare at you through the window?
Hmm....never happened to me before, but I do think I would be seriously freaked out if it did happen.
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Sad With Serena With Myself
Is Caustin stealing my apple? ;(
He's "luring" your Apple. There's a difference between stealing and luring. Stealing means she has no choice. Luring means he's winning her over, little by little. I recommend stepping up your game.
Have you ever dated this girl? Girls, BE HONEST, have you ever been this girl? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ca1j-h9H0
No, I've never been that girl. That is seriously annoying.
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Grackles Know Your Real Name
Why did you change your picture?
Because you like it best. You told me so one time. xoxo
I've just cut my finger and it's bleeding profusely. Should I just let it be? Bloody hell, my keyboard...
You cut your finger on your keyboard? Or, you are bleeding on your keyboard? Either way, wash out your cut and wrap it up so it doesn't bleed on anything. *gives it an all-better kiss*
Stones, Beatles, Dylan, Cash, Walker Brothers, Shawoddywoddy...
Erm...I only know the Stones, and some of the Beatles and some of Dylan. This is my favorite non-Stones song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4zaofnVhps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4zaofnVhps
Glinda, are you going to make a video answer like the man from down under?
Probably not. I save all my video for you, and only you.
I did post the vocaroo though, on ask.fm.
I did post the vocaroo though, on ask.fm.
gun fanatic already confessed that he loves serena in incubus chat a while ago. please pass this on.
omg, I would NEVER betray Gun Fanatic by passing along a message about how he "allegedly" confessed his love for a woman in a chat room like 3 years ago. He's my e-homie. :)
Have you ever met a real life libertarian? If so, what were they like?
Yes....someone who used to vote exclusively republican, then swung to the democrat side, and now somehow has affirmed he is libertarian. He is against big government, against excessive government handouts, and for flat taxes. Also, he is Atheist, if that makes a difference.
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Thomas
So, when I go to Rovaniemi to meet Santa, what kind of gift should I take him? Nothing edible, everyone will be taking edible things.
Some warm, hand-crocheted slippers in red and white to match his suit. Tell him I said hi! :)
Truly are you wise beyond your years - I had been blithely sorting out interior plans and stuff - never even thought about that alpine ski slope roof.... sort of terminal velocity for snow to fall off.. that thing needs machinery .. or a very brave abseiler. Are you aware of your deep wisdom?
Well, my wisdom from roofing work consists of helping to roof two houses. One of which has the same slope/pitch yours had in the picture. It was dangerous, hard, and hot work...and I would cry in the bathroom on breaks. lol
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Do men experience continuous orgasms while skydiving?
No, because there aren't swarms of men signing up for skydiving. *taps forehead*
I am your friend and sometimes we hold hands and cry :)
Awww....are you having a bad day?
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So, I want to make my boyfriend a really nice dinner tonight, as he will be getting home late and will be really tired from working really hard out of state all week. What should I make him? He isn't really picky, just likes it when I make him something and don't get take-out? Ideas? Thank you!
Stir Fry and fresh fruit
Grilled Kabobs and an iceberg wedge salad
Steak and caesar salad w/ pretzel rolls
Lemon chicken, new red potatoes, steamed sugar-snap peas
BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, twice baked potatoes
Easy desserts: Banana cream pie, brownies, thaw a frozen cheesecake and add fresh berries :)
Grilled Kabobs and an iceberg wedge salad
Steak and caesar salad w/ pretzel rolls
Lemon chicken, new red potatoes, steamed sugar-snap peas
BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, twice baked potatoes
Easy desserts: Banana cream pie, brownies, thaw a frozen cheesecake and add fresh berries :)
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Thomas
I'm glad you are my friend so precious and true.
I'm sure you're my friend, but who are you?
yay, look, I made a rhyme!
yay, look, I made a rhyme!
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Sad With Serena With Myself
What is the story of your life?
Got about 10 hours, 3 notebooks, and 5 spare pens? Plus lots of asprin and a box of tissues for my self-pitying tears.
First World Pains!
First World Pains!
What would you think of a person who said "yep" instead of saying "yes" or "yeah" during sex?
I'm kind of thinking that in the moment, grammar is not something that really matters. :)
I used to be on GS until today, but I never saw you post.
I've sort of replaced GS with ask.fm. The reportniks were terrible, and chased many of the GS regulars away. I haven't posted in a while.
People keep asking me if I know who you are. Who are you?
http://answers.yahoo.com/activity;_ylt=AizEELnoRTG7.ZklGibQVELsy6IX;_ylv=3?show=4s1lsXpkaa&view=public
I'm a GS regular. Who are you?
I'm a GS regular. Who are you?
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