Batman vs Superman. Pick one (only)
Batman. I'm not very fond of Superman's royal blue tights. lol
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Howdy
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Is it weird I never had to parallel park to get a driver's license? I've been driving over 10 years now, and I'm not sure I could pull it off if I had to.
Maybe different states have different requirements for getting your license? I'm not sure. My guess would be that people rarely have to parallel park anymore. We have more parking lots, and parking garages now than in the past. Plus people use public transportation if they work downtown, not parking on the street with meters that you have to feed all day. idk? Just a guess.
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Do you have any interests (nerdy or otherwise) you're completely unsocial about? Things you dump a lot of time into but, if someone asks you about it, you'd rather change the subject than try to talk to them about it? (Other than ask.fm, I should probably say :) )
My fascination with Fifty Shades of Gray, romance novels in general, and the fact that I watched all the Twilight movies surrounded by 15 year old girls, and we all squealed at the same times.
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CAustin
If we were all to meet up IRL, do you think we would all sit there tongue tied and nervous?
God, no! It would be so fun. Once the booze started flowing, the Pink Floyd and The Smiths playing in the background and you brought out your wands, and demonstrated on Jesse for us...let the good times roll.
what are some things you like and dislike about the culture you most closely identify with?
Culture...I'm going to say I identify most with others from my midwestern city, most whom descended from German stock. So Midwestern, Caucasian, German heritage.
What I like is, people are typically kind, generous, good natured, well mannered, traditional, with a good work ethic.
There are definitely more positives than negatives, but people here are very slow to change. They also are very suspicious of anything too "fancy". They buy clothes at Target, make comfort food, don't know what sushi is, don't know anything about wines other than it comes in red, pink, and white. So, we aren't the most sophisticated culture, but when the chips are down, you can count on us. :)
What I like is, people are typically kind, generous, good natured, well mannered, traditional, with a good work ethic.
There are definitely more positives than negatives, but people here are very slow to change. They also are very suspicious of anything too "fancy". They buy clothes at Target, make comfort food, don't know what sushi is, don't know anything about wines other than it comes in red, pink, and white. So, we aren't the most sophisticated culture, but when the chips are down, you can count on us. :)
Why do women like flowers? Am I sexist for asking that? GS has me paranoid.
You're not sexist for asking that. lol
Flowers are beautiful, and romantic, and a symbol of love. A jelly jar filled with wildflowers can be just as beautiful and romantic as a dozen roses.
Flowers are beautiful, and romantic, and a symbol of love. A jelly jar filled with wildflowers can be just as beautiful and romantic as a dozen roses.
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What causes you to panic?
What *doesn't* cause me to panic? :(
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Ask him if you can have his, he's not going to eat it. He was all, "Ew gross this has been tampered with I'm not touching such a vile thing!" And then I cried and ran into the woods where I was stalked and eaten by a wolf :'(
*gasp* He said vile??
Wait, if you were eaten by a wolf, how are you typing this? Little girls that tell lies have to go to bed at 8pm sharp. Go to bed, missy! *points*
Wait, if you were eaten by a wolf, how are you typing this? Little girls that tell lies have to go to bed at 8pm sharp. Go to bed, missy! *points*
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You told me you like a geeky guy who can throw a punch. What if he can't throw a punch?
Well, just someone I can hide behind and feel reasonably confident about if we get mugged.
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Do any of you use the words, "misandrist" or "misogynist" around peers and family since you started contributing to Gender Studies(accidentally or otherwise)? If so, how do they react?
No. They would look at me like I have lost my mind if I did. Gender issues are not something we ever discuss. Other than we talk about how we'd like to see more women in the Catholic church as leaders. I'm sure none of them know what those words mean.
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Thomas
Congrats on passing your test! *pins honorable badge on you*
Thank you, thank you. All the other kids who passed the driving test today are having a big party tonight. Since they are only 16, they've asked me to bring the booze. FUN!
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Thomas
*gives you cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously*
Is this one laced with something too? *licks frosting* mmmm
Is this one laced with something too? *licks frosting* mmmm
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CAustin
Did you have to parallel park for this driving test you're talking about?
It was called a "manuverability test", and I'm sure I spelled that wrong. You do go through cones, in a Y-formation, forwards and then in reverse, to the left, then right, without knocking any down. So it's a bit different from the traditional parallel parking.
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How do you feel? That meanie CAustin heavily implied that I had laced the cupcakes with something :(
Wow, maybe that cupcake was the reason I passed my test. So many pretty colors.....Can I have another one?
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YES? YES YES? YESYEYES?
YESSSSSSSSS!
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
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GLINDAAAAAA!!!! How did your driving exam go?
APPLEKINS!!!!!! I passed!
You know what I did though? I got there early so I could practice with the cones. Despite the huge ginormous sign that says "DO NOT PRACTICE HERE! THIS SPACE IS RESERVED FOR TESTS ONLY".
So, as I'm illegally practicing (and knocking a cone over), a blonde woman driving instructor comes around the corner and starts yelling at me for practicing. She and a black man were the only two examiners, and thank the lord, I got the black man. A little charm was all it took and not knocking down cones. xoxoxox
I will NEVER let my license expire again. What an ordeal. whew
You know what I did though? I got there early so I could practice with the cones. Despite the huge ginormous sign that says "DO NOT PRACTICE HERE! THIS SPACE IS RESERVED FOR TESTS ONLY".
So, as I'm illegally practicing (and knocking a cone over), a blonde woman driving instructor comes around the corner and starts yelling at me for practicing. She and a black man were the only two examiners, and thank the lord, I got the black man. A little charm was all it took and not knocking down cones. xoxoxox
I will NEVER let my license expire again. What an ordeal. whew
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YES? YES YES? YESYEYES?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I PASSED the driving exam. *does handstand*
Now, I'm legal. YAY
I PASSED the driving exam. *does handstand*
Now, I'm legal. YAY
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Any tips on keeping my bollocks cool?
Get a small blow-up kiddie pool, fill it with cold water, dump some ice in it, and sit down in it and enjoy the coolness. You can even have a fan blowing on you at the same time.
Or, fill a baggie with ice, and drop it in your underwear. You can impress girls that way too, cause it will look like a huge package. Until the ice water starts to leak, then they will either think you are incontinent, or you had a spontaneous orgasm. xoxox
Or, fill a baggie with ice, and drop it in your underwear. You can impress girls that way too, cause it will look like a huge package. Until the ice water starts to leak, then they will either think you are incontinent, or you had a spontaneous orgasm. xoxox
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When eating at a restaurant with plenty of empty seats does it annoy you if someone insists upon sitting right next to you? What’s wrong with them? There are plenty of others seats available. Why can’t they give you some space?
Yes, it annoys me too. I think people all have a slightly different need when it comes to personal space. Some people (and cultures) don't mind being close. Like if you're on a plane or at the movies, and your shoulders or arms touch, I pull back, but other people don't mind it. Some people are close talkers too...and the more you back up as they are talking, the more they step forward, always in your personal space.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-LiML7I6ok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-LiML7I6ok
Just how cute is this picture? http://i.imgur.com/jthji4t.png
Aww...mommy and baby. *breasts leak slightly*
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What is your morning ritual?
Waking up to Larry walking on me and head-butting me because he wants yogurt. *sigh* He's managed to train me well.
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What is your favourite sexual position?
I think you know. *raises tail* meowwww
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What is the best thing about living alone?
PRIVACY!!!!!!! Nothing I hate worse than someone hanging over your shoulder when you're online:
-What are you doing on the computer?
-Who is that?
-Why does he say "bollocks?" What does that mean?
-What website are you on now?
-Are you going to buy that dress you've been staring at for like an hour?
-I'm hungry
-Why do you minimize the screen every time I come in the room?
-I'm bored
-Why does that one girl keep talking about her labia?"
-Are you watching porn?
-I'm telling!
-What are you doing on the computer?
-Who is that?
-Why does he say "bollocks?" What does that mean?
-What website are you on now?
-Are you going to buy that dress you've been staring at for like an hour?
-I'm hungry
-Why do you minimize the screen every time I come in the room?
-I'm bored
-Why does that one girl keep talking about her labia?"
-Are you watching porn?
-I'm telling!
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Grackles Know Your Real Name
Can I smell your tulip?
Roses, tulips...smell and fondle the velvety goodness all you want. <3
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