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If your lady-friend asks you: "does my ass look fat in these jeans", which is a better response? (a) tell the truth and say something akin to "Lord Have Mercy - YES - Thank you God." or (b) "You look healthy, I love your curves."

C. Your ass looks fat in EVERYTHING because you have a fat ass!!!!
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Why does this give you the option to activate your account after disabling it?

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Sounds like facebook....one's account never really goes away
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What if the Earth was destroyed by the Vogons five minutes before its ten-million year program was due to be completed?

I guess we would all be celebrating at that moment. We would die drunk and happy
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Dear all. It has come to my attention that you are my favourite ask.fm user. I mean, you're so witty, and quirky, and energetic, and fun. You always have something interesting and intelligent to say. Thank-you for being so special. With love, babykat.

Thank you. I will drink a beer to celebrate

Side effects may include: back pain, constipation, breathing troubles, swelling of joints, memory loss, indigestion, periods where you think you're Batman, cramps, and kidney failure.

From taking aspirin? So harsh!
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Someone called a friend of mine to tell me they found my cell. I called them back and they're going to meet me up Monday. The phone is shit & it was a good excuse to buy a new one, but it's really nice to return it >.< Getting them a gift card as a thanks, but where to? I was thinking Timmies...

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How about a gas card? Anyone who owns a vehicle needs gas
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Do you support my proposal of vanity timing, where we add 60 extra minutes to every hour and make this the universal, coordinated time standard, and therefore we all age at half the speed, and have the opportunity to feel young again?

No thanks. My quest to complete a stable temporal genetic modifying wormhole is nearly complete. My first journey is to be an annoying young female pop star in 1999....or has that been done already?
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What is your thought on an AI which has the processing power to handle all governmental functions worldwide? Once every mind has been enhanced and can merge with the AI, the attitudes toward major legislation can be processed on a daily or even more frequent basis. Would this be more efficient?

If the AI was truly intelligent, it would realize we humans are our worst problem. While it may no go Skynet, it might decide to take over
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If you lost your mind while searching for your lost virginity, would you care if you also lost your marbles?

Maybe I am still a virgin
I am a guy who trolls the internet...quite possibly from my mom's basement never having seen the light of day after dropping out of high school at 16
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