The good women, when available, are often snatched up QUICKLY. Usually, there is already a line of men awaiting. Only the crazy bitches are left. I am not the only dude in my circle of male friends who have this theory
To anyone with a sexuality at least partially geared towards women:
Is tasting flavoured chapstick annoying when you kiss someone? Or does that depend on the flavour?
Nope. The thought of injecting nasty dyes into my epidermis is NOT appealing. If a needle goes in me, it is for medicine or blood donation
If you were going to get drunk, would 2 smirnoffs and less than half a bottle of wine do the trick, or do you typically need more that?
BQ: When was the last time you were drunk? Curious to know if there are any intoxicated ATM.
Would 2 smirnoffs and half a bottle of wine be enough to get you drunk?
BQ: when was the last time you were drunk? Curious to know if anyone's currently intoxicated.
2 smirinoffs of what? I am getting drunk right now. After heavy activity at the gym I am dehydrated. The first pint hit me good. Pint 2 is going down my throat now. (Drink)
Group sport at the gym fri evening then see a bluegrass band after. Sat is a beerfest in the afternoon and I have a ticket. If I'm still functional, then a bluesfest in the evening. Maybe a gun show sunday, but that is 70 miles away.
Not my thing. Try this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw The funniest lyrics are the partially censored one...but here on ask.fm I can include it: I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy, - cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
What percentage of your decisions are informed? Do you think it's important to be spontaneous and irrational some of the time, or is it unnecessary?
The important decisions are informed. Where I'm going to get a burger and beer after work on Friday...spontaneous.
Are mild itches very easily resolved? You're almost, nearly, not obscene, you iglooish Nemo gangsta? Indoor sailboats would obviously only drown you by affection. Love, Dessine? xx
I simply cannot gangsta rap like you do (tips my hat)
What's your least favourite household chore/cleaning activity?
Have you ever had a "moment" with a stranger? Do you think it was all in your head?
A woman has a "moment," a man has a tingling sensation in his crotch...and it isn't a spider crawling around.
Have you ever had one of those nights that you will make you smile from now until your least breath? Where everything, at least for those few hours, was completely perfect?
You know, those kind of nights they make high school and college movies about.