Who would you like to be?
Vladmir Putin.
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I am not into stalking. But I see that you love sarcasm so I did. Welcome.
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I'll bake them in Hitler's oven.
That was an opportunity well seized. Bravo *claps in british*
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No thanks. I'll be the chef.
What are you cookong first?
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A mafia boss. You'd fit perfectly. Especially with your killer insults.
You flatter me, truly you do. As an honor I bestow upon you the position of my right hand comrade. Congratulations *opens celebratory champagne*
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@BurhanNassani out of sheer curiosity, if I wasn't a hitman, what would I be?
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Speaking of fighting, it's ironic how conflict is my least favorite thing. Even though I like the physical fight, I suck at confrontation, like the stage before you fight where you have to fake aggressiveness and threats. It's just really awkward. How about an eating contest instead ?
Dude the confrontation is one of the best parts. But that's probay because my entire life I have been told "girls shouldn't fight" and as a result my tongue is sharper than most knives.
Eating contest aye? What's on the menu?
Eating contest aye? What's on the menu?
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Lucifer
*bows down* 💃🏻 thank you thank you 🙌🏻 I am honored that you agree wiz me 😂😂😂
No no the honor is all mine 😂😂
Whom do you really love?
My maternal grandparents.
I can feel the sarcasm piercing through my heart but I'm still not sure whether it is sarcasm or not but it's still piercing ;-;
I have that effect on people. A little mystery never hurt anyone :P.
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Of course she won't, 550 is merely 50 words shorter than 600, she won't notice the difference dontcha worry └(^O^)┐
Your math skills are simply exemplary. Let's hope amico, I thank thee ^-^
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This is my new favorite quote.
What? The "I'm a German you idiot?" I swear if you see the movie, it was kinda out of place I started choking
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Lucifer
Hello
Guten tag
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What time of day is your favorite?
Sunset
What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?
My strength and dignity.
If you could do anything now, what would you do?
curl up into a blanket burrito and sleep.
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If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Because they float.
What is your favorite drink?
Chamomil tea with spearmint.
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Lucifer
What would be your mafia boss name?
Thats confidential information.
My eye lashes are naturally dope.
*grumbles angrily* you lucky lucky air conditioner.
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Orwell is a great novelist! Have you read "A Doll's House" ? It's awesome!
Agreed! No not yet, I am reading 1984 and then I will read "A Doll's House"
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Sufiyan BassAss
As long as it wont ruin my nail polish, I'm fine. Thank you.
Ooh what colour is it?
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Btw, your insult dictionary is the most interesting thing ever. Lamp, tissue box... Etc Gold.
Thank you you handbag, I appreciate it.
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I'm sorry for being late, I've been waiting for the bus.
Use Ninja speed. We have ninja speed for a reason you tissue box.
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Lucifer
Does it please you to know that you're one of the few who knows the origins of my username? And yes, that book is a classic.
Inconceivable! While it does please me it pisses me off as well. How can these bufoons not read a good old Roald Dahl book? Terrible.
You know, when I re read it recently, I realized just how dark the book is. But I agree, it's a beautiful classic.
You know, when I re read it recently, I realized just how dark the book is. But I agree, it's a beautiful classic.
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