I thought that by this time in my life, I'd...
Be dead. But I am not. To be relieved or not to be relieved, that is the question.
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What is your definition of pure happiness?
I was checking out a book called Mafia brotherhoods and a bunch of other books related to criminology and the librarian asked me if I was OK. I don't know just every time I think I about I laugh 😂😂
Your song of the day:
The soundtrack for the first three Shrek films.
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What would you refuse to do for a million dollars?
Anything. Million is too little.
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RYAN HIGA 2020. Also, out of curiosity, do you have any Indian origins ? Or are you pure Arabian ?
No Indian origins. Just Turkish and Egyptian origins. And Arabian obviously 😂
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If you could communicate with your pet for just a minutes, and they would understand, what would you say?
I would tell them that I love them more than human beings and we would agree on what tone of meows mean certain words.
What celebrity pair would make an ideal couple?
Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel tbh.
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Most of the old ones were gold. The new ones however are not that good. Except for Roosevelt vs. Churchill. That shit was on fire. The Silencer it is.
Yes! The new ones were mostly pop culture and not history. Trump vs. Hilary though, I never laughed so hard at epiclloyd's acting before, he played Trump so well.
Pleasure doin' business *tips hat*
Pleasure doin' business *tips hat*
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If you could give two advices One for the ones who are younger than you... And the second for the older ones What would they be?
Younger: you have your whole life ahead of you, make the right choices and decisions carefully. And while making mistakes is encouraged, don't make stupid mikstakes when you can avoid them.
Older: same rule applies except the consequences will be more harsh. And no matter how much you want to kill someone, prison orange is not your colour.
Older: same rule applies except the consequences will be more harsh. And no matter how much you want to kill someone, prison orange is not your colour.
What do you think you do best?
I hope I'm a good mafia boss. My dad should step down any day.
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What is the weirdest thing you've heard somebody say?
"Is it Somalian if someone is Somali?" -my friend who had a blonde moment.
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Would you have done this? A cop was knocked down, and the guy was beating him with his Baton, and was trying to get his gun. A 59 year old WOMAN tackled the guy and gave the deputy a chance to keep the guy from getting his gun....Would you do that?
Of course. The cop is beaing beat to death and I am supposed to just walk away? What the hell? Of course I would help.
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What made your day today?
I pissed off my Islamic teacher. Feels good.
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Lucifer
Thank you for keeping my oven clean.
No problem. Dinner was exemplary by the way.
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Why do zombies like brain so much?
A rare delicacy.
Who has the best sense of humor?
Anyone with a dark, dry sense of humour.
how many secrets can you keep?
Many. People tell me secrets and they think I'm trustworthy but the truth is I wasn't listening..
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I don't think you're quiet enough to be a hitman.
Excuuuuuusee me? Everyone knows a quite hitman kills in heels.
What do you like most about a man's physique?
I laughed when I read this, I don't why but OK.
Hmm.. good hair probably. Which inculdes eyebrows, hair on the top of his head (the softer looking the better) and the beard if he happens to have one.
As for body wise, any indication of a man who looks after himself, whether he eats healthily or works out, is good sign.
Hmm.. good hair probably. Which inculdes eyebrows, hair on the top of his head (the softer looking the better) and the beard if he happens to have one.
As for body wise, any indication of a man who looks after himself, whether he eats healthily or works out, is good sign.
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*throwing her a sword* meet me behind the Luxembourg at 1 o'clock and bring a long wooden box*british accent*
* british accent* *catches the sword* the Luxembourg? In broad daylight? Are you mad?? No I suggest the National Gallery 11pm sharp.
*throws sword back* it's not sharpened
*throws sword back* it's not sharpened
What reasons are for you to deactivate account?
Hmmm... I never thought of deactivating actually, I just leave.
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I won't, I shan't, I cannot! God, I suck. Sorry, kid. You win
Well at least you tried good sir/ma'am at least you tried.
I ain't no kid! Who you callin kid?
I ain't no kid! Who you callin kid?
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Ok ok scusi I have made a very stupid mistake. I read "why" as "who" and my answer makes no sense.
I want to fight because, well... I just watched Romeo Must Die and I am so in the mood to kick butt.
I want to fight because, well... I just watched Romeo Must Die and I am so in the mood to kick butt.
What is the most extreme kind of sports?
@mimo__ka has covered that answer very very well if I say so myself. *polite clapping*
Where do you see yourself five years from now?
The mirror.
Ha.
Ha.
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