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Me : hungry Me : smokes a cigarette

May 27, 2019

When me hungry me take nap. Then me wake groggy and feel sad; because me still hungry.

I have lost the ability to use braining and Englishing. Please donate a few brain cells. Thank.

Liked by: Shake Andy? Esraa نبيل Omar

Are you afraid of speaking your own mind?

Question Spammer

May 26, 2019

HA. I speak before I think, so no, not at all.

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عبدالعزيز

May 25, 2019

A legitimate conversation - (in Arabic though)

My brother: Mum, I can't find anyone to buy weed from.
My mum: why do you want weeds?
Me: No mama, he means weeD, as in marijuana.
Mum: oh *a sudden realisation* you can
come with me to work, they're mohashisheen (stoned, in Arabic it means they're loopy and disoriented).

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How does paracetamol know which part of the body is hurting?

May 22, 2019

Alrighty Anon, when you're in pain, your nervous system sends out a hormone-like compound called prostaglandins to that specific area. It is thought that paracetamol reduces the production of this compound. In essence, it numbs the pain for a bit, not get rid of it.

I am not a medical professional, this was a Google search. Interesting question though!

Liked by: Andy? Zain. ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

Do/Did you cheat in school or at university? If so, how and on which tests? Can you give me some advice, please?

May 22, 2019

I did oNCE and it was a test I literally forgot existed. No point in coming to me though, Anon. My teacher had no drive for life so if she saw us cheating, she did not give a shit.

Liked by: Andy? Esraa Jouna Abouhamed ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

What personality trait do you admire in other people?

May 22, 2019

Listening. It may sound easy, just sit and not talk, right? Wrong. It's a skill, one that so so many seem to lack. Those people who make you feel like what you're saying is super interesting are few and far between. You talk and talk, and the next time they open their mouths, you realise they almost did not hear a word you said you did not care for whatever was spewing out of your mouth. Good conversationalists are hard to come by unfortunately.

What personality trait do you admire in other people

Liked by: Esraa ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ Jouna Abouhamed Ahmed Shake

We know the speed on light. But what is the speed of dark?

May 21, 2019

I-
*sigh* I can sense you need an answer. So here: Usain Bolt.

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I wish I could warn my younger self about himself.

May 16, 2019

Regrets are the worst. But you know what? Learn from this experience. You don't have the power to change your past, but you sure as hell have some reasonable control of your future. You know what to do. Be a Bad Bitch(TM). You got it in you.

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What's your favourite space in your house?

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May 11, 2019

My reading chair! It's a little nook in my room dedicated to the hallucinations inflicted by dead tattooed trees.

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Do you think of yourself that you are a good person?

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May 09, 2019

Honestly, this a difficult question to answer. One the one hand, I know I was raised right and I have morals. Except, I enjoy testing said morals and the limits that get thrown at me just for the hell of it. But I would never do it to intentionally hurt others, but to myself, I am one reckless dumbass.

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What happened after you let go of the past?

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May 08, 2019

You learn and move on. That gives you a chance to grow, to learn, and to experience what life has to offer. It always room for new things, because you let go of the old.

The past is like a rearview mirror, you use it to stay safe on the road.

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How do you say no in a polite way?

May 06, 2019

Depends on what I am saying no to and to whom. But usually I just smile politely and say that I won't be able to make it or I am not interested. Only give an explanation if they ask.

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Do you see a clear path for your life, or is your future unclear?

∆HMED

May 06, 2019

Some time ago, I thought I did. I thought I knew exactly what it is that I wanted to do with my life. Now? I am honestly not sure. As a person who enjoys taking risks, that side of me is content with the future being unclear. But at the same time, I am hobestly terrified.

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Can you suggest me some good books to read?

April 26, 2019

Anon, I love you. Of course I can! Tell me what genres you like and I'll give you another list but books that I personally think no one can hate are the following:

Agatha Christie (all of them, but Poirot's stories are my favourite)
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes
Animal Farm by George Orwell
1984 by George Orwell
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
The Maze Runner series by James Dashner
Wonder by RJ Palacio
Broken Empire series by Mark Lawrence
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Alice by Christina Henry
Red Queen by Christina Henry
The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden

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Who had the most positive influence on you?

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April 26, 2019

My late maternal grandfather. That man possessed Mycroftian powers to my humble Sherlock and his love of books inspired my own.

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You know I'm excited as hell for it? I MEAN QT IS BLOODY PERFECT ,see what i did right there ,bloody lmao😂

April 18, 2019

EXCITED DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT. THAT MAN IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

and yes, I do see what you did there 😂

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What is your favorite pastime? Anything at all? Eating out? Watching a sports event? Movies? Parties? What?

Robin Hood

April 04, 2019

When I am feeling particularly lazy, or any time at all for that matter, I adore reading. Watching football matches with my family is always a blast.

When I want something more physical, I love long walks in the city by myself. Yes, I sometimes end up in the library, but that was inevitable. Tennis and rowing are favorite pastimes too.

Liked by: b ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ Lanacipvah1 Zainab Elmarghany Robin Hood

Why do people have children if they almost constantly complain how tiring and stressful it is?

∆HMED

April 03, 2019

I think that children are, unfortunately, more and more seen as accessories than actual children. People fall into this trap when they aren't ready to be parents and then complain. However, having a kid is tiresome so I get why first time parents would. The problem lies when thry complain after they grew up. Like you coulda used a condom and avoided this shit, I won my race fair and square and don't blame me because you needed to get laid one night. Sheesh.

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Cute.

April 03, 2019

*painful

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Worst thing you've done in school?

April 01, 2019

Tripped the fire alarm by "accidentally" starting a fire during science because we had maths next and I wasn't ready for the test. It could have escalated really quickly, looking back I don't know why I didn't just set the fire alarm off. 11 year old me was so extra, damn.

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Are we changing as fast as the world around us?

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March 28, 2019

Not fast enough I'm afraid. Where global warming is concerned, we've known about it close to 40+ years and we still haven't taken proper measurements to ensure the surVIVAL OF OUR ENTIRE PLANET. But you know, much computer, such robot, very advance.

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Why is fear so powerful that it causes people to not function properly?

∆HMED

March 21, 2019

Consequence. It's not the action that inhibits us per se as it is the ramifications that come along with it. Say you lived in Nazi Germany in the early 1940s and were against Hitler and his ideologies. You know speaking out is the right thing to do and you want to do it but you "can't" because the consequence, in this example it is death or torture, outweighs the benefit.

Villianous scoundrels use fear because they know people don't want to get hurt. Safety is an extremely vital instinct that everyone is born with, take it away and people would do anything to get it back.

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Why some dudes act like bitc*hes

March 07, 2019

A question for the ages.

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What's silly but still funny? 🤭

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February 19, 2019

Shrek 3 is underrated. So so underrated. Guys, Charming's dramatic aSS literally put on a fUll play complete with musical and dance numbers just to kill Shrek. So fucking extra wow. The original diva istg.

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What is the best thing about being alive?

February 16, 2019

BOOKS. BOOKS. MORE BOOKS. AND LIBRARIES. AND BOOKS. DID I MENTION BOOKS???

People's imaginations arw wonderful! Brilliant! With just a combination of 26 letters you transport people toagical places, take amazing adventures, with. Just. Words.

It's one of the few things I love about the human race. Some symbols that make sense and you create a world of infinite possibilities and complex characters.

I. Love. Books.

Liked by: Salma K. Al Alaoui Zain.

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