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Shake

February 28, 2021

My aunt's wedding.

The guests were leaving (we did the wedding at home) and the cake was standing there, all by its glorious self. I stole a fork from the kitchen, rolled the cake to a corner in the garden, and lived my life.

Liked by: Shake Regretful-Female Meh! ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

how do you find solace in your day to day life? 😌

nurulhuda

February 28, 2021

Talking to my best friend helps immensely.
When it gets really really hard, I like to write. Doesn't have to be anything poetic or beautiful, just fun little stories that make me happy again.

Liked by: my nurulhuda Meh! ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

Happy last week of 2020. How was the year for you?

Shake

December 29, 2020

This year was honestly an absolute rollercoaster. My grandma, God rest her soul, passed away, my aunt got engaged to the love of her life, my cousin also got engaged, I got closer to my friends, old and new, I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE FINALLLLYYYY, and over all I feel like I grew as a person thanks to this pandemic. Thank you 2020,

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Have you ever had a toxic relationship (be it romantic, familial, or a friendship) and how did you deal with it? Did you cut ties or did you find a way to mend the relationship?

November 29, 2020

romantic and friendship? No. I pick the people I surround myself with and I won't ever be in a relationship or get close to someone who I believe is toxic.

Familial? Honestly yes. I can't exactly cut them off which is why we are working on mending the relationship.

Life be tough sometimes.

Liked by: نبيل ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ nurulhuda

Have you ever performed on a stage? Did you enjoy it?

Shake

November 29, 2020

Yep! In school.

I never got the main part because my acting is atrocious but I did get to play Jafar in my school's production of Aladdin and can I just say that I just had to be a complete bastard.

I was a natural.

Liked by: Meh! ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ victor Davila Rivera Shake

lmao try out an app called Keepass, really helpful to store all your passwords in an encrypted database

نبيل

October 30, 2020

Ohh I wanted to ask you about that, are those password databases actually safe?

I would rather go through the hassle of remembering them then storing them somewhere I don't for sure know.

And since we opened the subject, can you suggest good VPNs for me pls? I don't trust youtubers xD

Liked by: Ariana Bandera نبيل Volcana. ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

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Ugly is the new beautiful. Do you agree?

October 20, 2020

No one:
My friend after we made fun of her crush: this question

Ok in all seriousness, beauty is very superficial. Just smell good and look after yourself and don't be a twat. They don't like you after that, it's their loss.

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Salam mateyyyy🌼 How r u And how was ur exams

Hossam Hassan

October 19, 2020

Salam to you, word thief!
الحمد لله all is well. Played among us with my friends yesterday and now 3 people owe me ice cream.

Exams are rubbish alhamdulilAllah. Can't wait until they're over.

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How’s life currently?

October 18, 2020

الحمد لله
Life's not too bad currently :) yes I have midterms but I made some pretty amazing new friends at uni and we collectively share five whole brain cells so its always a good time xD

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What’s the scariest disaster you have witnessed?

October 18, 2020

My late grandfather slipping and almost spiltting his head open was terrifying.

My uncle had to hold a towel at the back of his head to stop the bleeding, and my sole purpose was annoying my grandfather to the point he had no choice but to stay awake until the ambulance arrived. Naturally my first questions were "how are you" followed promptly by why exactly does he believe about intergalatic space battles and their effect on different alien species.

I remember it being an interesting conversation, but I heard next to nothing because my heart was beating too fast :)

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Is there a benefit to traveling and witnessing/experiencing other cultures firsthand? If so, what are they? If not, please explain.

Erin Wolf

October 07, 2020

Yes yes yes and yes. You can hear storues about a place, read its history but all of those are secondary, and dare I say, biased sources. Nothing is as it seems. You can hear about a culture all you like, but to truly truly know it, to leave that cloud of ignorance, one must be willing to open their minds and understand and talk to the people representing that culture.

Liked by: نبيل Meh! ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

Rana, your confidence and sarcasm are definetely your strenghts. I like those traits very much about you. feeeeeeeel the appreciation :P

ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

October 03, 2020

*sniffles of joy* Aren't you just an absOLUTE treasure ❤❤
Felt the appreciation, lovely! Hope you know I appreciate you a LOT as well 😊😊

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Does good food make you happy? 🍔🥧🍜

Shake

September 21, 2020

YES!!!! Good food has a way of cheering me up some type of way and I'm heRE for it. Especially a well-made cake? My actual weakness.

Liked by: ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ نبيل Shake

What's your favourite brand of instant noodles? Feel free to post pics 🍜

Shake

September 13, 2020

I must confess I have not eaten instant noodles in a long time (yes ik im a fake uni studen) but Indomie was my childhood xD

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What is your best question to get to know someone?

September 12, 2020

"Do you like ducks?"

If they get weirded out and ask why - leave them. They have 0 imagination.

If they go on about feeding them - keep them. They are a cute cinnamon roll who care for animals and enjoy peaceful activities.

If they tell you a story about how a duck bit them once - also keep them. They have seen and felt great pain. True warriors right there.

If they try to come up with a qUiRkY answer - leave them. We do not like those people.

If they believe ducks are the true spies as opposed to the vast majority who believe it to be pigeons - Marry them. They are mysterious and know many secrets, probably banned in 20 countries, and also probably know martial arts which is always hot.

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Are owls cute, evil or wise?

September 11, 2020

Owls are the avian equivalent of cats. So all 3.

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I put my drink in the freezer to cool it down faster, set an alarm so I wouldn’t forget, shut off the alarm when it dinged, and then forgot my drink in the freezer anyway. What’s your worst habit?

September 11, 2020

I underestimate and overestimate horribly in equal measure.

I overestimate my ability to 'aCe aN eXAm' because I hate revising so much as it essentially things I already "know" and I get bored really really quickly.

I underestimate how difficult things are. I'm very petty lmao so if someone tells me I can't do something, guess what? I'm doing it.

Fun tings :')

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What's the best way to get your attention?

September 07, 2020

seduce me with your knowledge of very niche topics and obscure facts.

But ultimately, hideous neon green, and a big orange sign that hurts my eyes will get my attention just as well.

Liked by: Baria nurulhuda ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ نبيل

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Tell about your favorite teacher!

September 02, 2020

I had so many favourites tbh but I can tell you the one I didn't like was so stuck up and thought because she knew exactly 5% of the course material, she was a master at the subject. Naturally, I ask questions, thus exposing gaps in her understanding. So yes, I was the kid that argued with the teacher for the sake of everyone else. Ur welcome.

Got a C fucking plus in that class but you know what? She never taught that course again. I calls that a wIN.

Liked by: Andy? ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ نبيل

Omg, I relate to this too! It’s so silly coz I wouldn’t hesitate to help someone and most people want to help? Hopefully my brain will understand this soon (but I won’t bet on it)!

September 01, 2020

YES YES EXACTLY!!! And the thing is I know my best friends would help me in a heartbeat if I needed it, just like I would to them but for some reason my brain is like "u coWARD stOP oUr hOnOUr!!1!1"

Liked by: Andy? (✿^‿^)Ðĕvøчķã ş ķãřĕ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ نبيل

+2 answers in: “What’s your worst personality trait? Mine is telling lies tbh 😔”

How do you deal with loss?

September 01, 2020

Depends on what kind of loss.

Death? I cry. A lot lmao. My grandmama الله يرحمها passed away in July of this year and I haven't been the same since. I still find myself crying myself to sleep because I miss her so much.

Big mistakes that cause a loss? I take in stride to be honest. But this is new. I was conditioned that mistakes meant the end of the fucking world but now? I'm happy when I make them I honestly learnt more about myself than I did before and as a self-proclaimed Discoverer, I find it super fun. Mistakes are my happy place now, find a solution to a problem? MY REASON FOR LIVING.