What do you think is the new online trend right now?
Stupidity or overanalysing something incredibly stupid. Like the pattern of ketchup when you put it on fries.
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What is your favourite line from a movie?
"I will use small words so you understand me you wart-hog faced buffoon"
-Westley in The Princess Bride.
-Westley in The Princess Bride.
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Elaf Masalmeh
Wouldn't it be cool if brushing your teeth made violin noise ?
I will, from now on, imagine violins playing while I brush my teeth. It's revolutionary.
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I mean animals are only driven by their instincts which in my opinion denys them from having a soul...
Thats the exact reason why I think they have souls. Because they are driven by instinct to survive. You will never see an animal do something that doesn't have a "good reason". They would either feel scared or the need to drive the threat away.
Humans on the other hand. Well lets see, don't we have hidden agendas and ulterior motives? Some of us would make someone else's life miserable just because we felt like it.
So really, animals have "pure" reason for their actions. Humans, in most ocassions, don't.
Humans on the other hand. Well lets see, don't we have hidden agendas and ulterior motives? Some of us would make someone else's life miserable just because we felt like it.
So really, animals have "pure" reason for their actions. Humans, in most ocassions, don't.
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Shake
Do you like popcorn? 😀😀😀
HELL YEAH
Well if you're down to come to Syria then yeah why not.
But thats miles away! I'll think about it. Fair enough?
What great quote would you like to share?
"Life is a pain, your highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something"
In what way(s) would you raise your kids differently than you were raised?
I wouldn't but the strict and unnecessary rules my parents put for me.
I want them to be open with me as a parent since my own mother and father are not exactly easy to talk to.
I want them to be open with me as a parent since my own mother and father are not exactly easy to talk to.
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Have you ever got into trouble with the police?
Many times but they are always accidental.
When I was 7 I was demonstrating how to elbow someone to my brother, and long story short I elbowed a poor unsuspecting policeman inbetween the legs.
When I was 11 I was stretching my legs in the park and 2 policeman were walking, the one walking in the rear tripped on my legs and fell on his friend.
When I was 15, I was fist pump and I punched a policeman under the chin, cracking his jaw. Apprently I was standing in the wrong line, and he tried to tell me except he got punched in the face.
It goes without saying that all three times I was profusely apologising for hurting them.
When I was 7 I was demonstrating how to elbow someone to my brother, and long story short I elbowed a poor unsuspecting policeman inbetween the legs.
When I was 11 I was stretching my legs in the park and 2 policeman were walking, the one walking in the rear tripped on my legs and fell on his friend.
When I was 15, I was fist pump and I punched a policeman under the chin, cracking his jaw. Apprently I was standing in the wrong line, and he tried to tell me except he got punched in the face.
It goes without saying that all three times I was profusely apologising for hurting them.
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Oh, right. There wouldn't have been any other way. I don't know what I was expecting, lol. Does it bother you?
It's OK 😂😂.
And I know it should, but it really doesn't. Not at all. My mother and I aren't close, I have always confided to my aunts for things. So really, to me, my mother is a woman who pushed me out of her. Thats it.
It's a heartless way to think, but life moves on.
And I know it should, but it really doesn't. Not at all. My mother and I aren't close, I have always confided to my aunts for things. So really, to me, my mother is a woman who pushed me out of her. Thats it.
It's a heartless way to think, but life moves on.
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﮼محمد،رمضان
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I was a few minutes old. I am sorry.
PAP a creepy face!
Google "Donald Trump"
How do you love and appreciate yourself, the times you do love and appreciate yourself?
I give myself "me time" and I usually do it after I have socialised with people.
Which dog breed do you resemble the most by appearance/character?
Are you calling me a bitch?
What sort of things would you do to amuse yourself during a car journey?
I read
I sleep
I make faces at people in the car next to me. If they're cool they will do it back.
(It's one of the funniest things in the world, try it sometime)
I sleep
I make faces at people in the car next to me. If they're cool they will do it back.
(It's one of the funniest things in the world, try it sometime)
Also, how was your SAT ?
It was OK-ish... I hated the reading with a burning passion. I was in the middle of reading a passage and I got so bored my head banged on the metal table. So I scared the supervisor half to death but at least I answered everything xD
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Do you trust your government?
I don't want to wind up in jail just yet.
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Do you think that you’re a good person?
You see this question is all about perspective. I only show kindness to those who I think deserve it and I only smile at those who I think are worth my time.
It takes me years to consider someone a friend, and even more to consider them a best friend. I chose my people carefully but the majority of the people I chose to not be in their blasted company take it as me being "antisocial" and "arrogant"
It's all about perspective and who you are.
It takes me years to consider someone a friend, and even more to consider them a best friend. I chose my people carefully but the majority of the people I chose to not be in their blasted company take it as me being "antisocial" and "arrogant"
It's all about perspective and who you are.
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why?
Doesn't everything deserve a chance at life? It's a poor defenseless animal... what would happen to you if you gave it water?
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http://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answer/140334372079 They are vicious. 😢😢😢 Especially the dogs.
Don't jump on the poor thing. You walk up to them slowly and extend your hand. If they sniff and they let you pass then go ahead but if not then run
What is your favorite animated cartoon?
Gumball
I love Dumbledore and I hate to admit.. You actually have a good point..
*feels proud of herself*
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Shake
what's your opinion on the media?
They should focus on more important things. They should also stop exaggerating a lot of stories. They should shift their ways on how to focus the problems rather than increase hatred and fear. It's disgusting.
What's your I shouldn't be doing this but I''ll do it anyway (insert hyphen everywhere) kind of addiction (apart from procrastination and masturbation, that is)?
Well the latter is just plain no 😂😂. It's mainly wattpad. It has become a bad addiction and I have tests coming up but the books are too good and I just.... ya feel?
Good luck on your SAT. Are you taking the normal one or the subject test ?
Thank you. The normal one and its just *disgusted noise*
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