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oh imma pull deadpool shit whenever I want and lyanna is a spiled lil shit (not really, she's awesome) yo waddup nigg
Exactly. She is awesome.
If you knew you had one day to live, how would you spend it?
Make a car run me over. I don't like suspense where my life is concerned. Just die and get it over with.
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http://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answer/140004756463 Wai yew gotta do him/her like dat?😂😂
*takes a casual sip* the drink made me do it.
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What do you look like right now?
I am wearing an oversized hoodie and sweatpants. So I look fabulous.
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Yoyoyo
Were you born in a highway? Because thats were most accidents happen
*on, *where
Were you born in a pound? Because you're a son of a bitch.
Were you born in a pound? Because you're a son of a bitch.
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Do you believe in Darwin'stheory of evolution? If you do, then what reasons have lead you to believe in it, and if you do not, then how do you think the universe has evolved? What's your "hypothesis"? If you have no stance on this topic, then feel free to ignore my question.
I believe it in terms of other animals, not humans. Why? I guess because it makes sense. While the whole idea of a genetic mishap seems far-fetched, it is plausible. Survival of the fittest is a term that applies to every species and if this genetic differentiation allows the species to continue living or "evolve" then yes. I think the theory was always there. Darwin just put a name to it.
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Yoyoyo
What's the best news you've ever received?
I can't say. It will just show you how heartless I really am.
How many times have you fallen in love?
Every time I look in the mirror ;)
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هـدٰوء
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Breathing really quietly so people don't know that I get tired when I go up the stairs.
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Shreya
Where is the coldest place you have ever been and what was the temperature?
My heart. It was -1000000000000000000 degrees
What makes you really sleepy?
Lectures about my attitude. I get it, I am a bitch, yAllah move on.
And why don't anons discuss books with me, not faiiirr:((((
ANON GO DISCUSS BOOKS WITH THIS WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
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Do you ever have fantasies that you feel disturbed by? Elaborate, please.
I am not joking when I say I thought of killing you. If I see a knife my first reaction is "what if I stabbed someone in the throat with that" or "how fast can this thing kill?" On the other hand, I have began thinking about suicide a lot more. The idea has always fascinated me but I am not so stupid to deprive the world of myself and not just because I will feel sad for people who would mourn me. But because I am not ready to add something else to the list of why I am going to Hell.
At what point do you think watching someone (like a loved one) sleep becomes disturbing instead of romantic? Or is it disturbing altogether, in your opinion? Why?
I mean if they are sick, watch over them, they need you. But I think watching someone sleep for more than 5 seconds is considered psychotic. Bro they are sleeping, let them be, go cook them breakfast or something.
Would you approve for a person to watch pornography? Why or why not?
Umm... they have a seriously depressing sex life. I mean it's their choice. Not one I am comfortable with but hey you want to see two people getting it on, do that away from me.
These probably are the same people who take "go fuck yourself" waaaay too literally.
These probably are the same people who take "go fuck yourself" waaaay too literally.
What would you describe as an emotionally charged situation and why?
An angry situation or one that is full of tension. If you feel it, it's charged.
Does listening to music while reading/studying interfere with your interpretation of the things you're reading? How so?
All the freaking time. I only listen to music when I do English homework though. Each song gives a new perspective to what I am reading, it's fascinating.
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Lucifer
Does having knowledge make you smart?
Accumulating knowledge and using the knowledge are two different things. Also, intelligence does not equal knowledge. While information is valuable, how you use it makes you "smart"
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Lucifer
I think I forgot to untick there
I think so too.
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Lucifer
Do you think the mind involuntarily assumes a person smoking cigarettes to be 'cool', even though the brain might dislike it? Why?
Yes actually. I am against smoking and inhaling cigarette smoke hurts breathing system but I think we consider them "cool" (oh the irony) because they can do it so faultlessly, they have zero care. It's beautiful to watch. But not beautiful to walk by and inhale the fucking smoke so you choke like a fish bone caught in your throat.
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Do you believe that becoming a "caregiver" in a romantic relationship implies that a person has deep-seated, unresolved guilt which they are trying to compensate for by acting like a "savior" (e.g. with attempts to "fix" their partner)? Why?
Well not really, you could just be a geniuenly good person or a controlling asshole. Guilt makes people do strange things, but people would normally go to who they "broke" and not "fix" someone else. This is different if you see the same bad habits you have in your partner.
Keep in mind, when they grow up, they may end up blaming you for your decision
If my child is anything like me, they will be wise enough to know that I didn't chose for them to be that way.
Why are the good answers on tests always the ones you think of later? 😡
If that's what hapens to people then you should have prepared better.
If you're Muslim, which I'm guessing you are, is there a particular sect you're recognized by, or do you call yourself just Muslim? If you're recognized by a particular sect (like sunni/shia etc.), what is it and what primarily differentiates it from the other sects, as far as you know?
I call myself a Muslim. I don't understand how this peaceful simple religion has it's own people fighting. God decides who goes to Heaven and Hell not you so stop judging others based on their beliefs.
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