you're welcome, comrade XD
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What’s the funniest password you have used in the past?
This... oh god, I am so sorry for what you are about to read.
But it was "incorrect" for the longest fucking time. So if I enter an incorrect password it would say "your password is incorrect."
Yeah, I know you don'ylt have to say it, I'm was a damn genius at 12 😤 too bad that's where it peaked :')
But it was "incorrect" for the longest fucking time. So if I enter an incorrect password it would say "your password is incorrect."
Yeah, I know you don'ylt have to say it, I'm was a damn genius at 12 😤 too bad that's where it peaked :')
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Do you think cats have any regrets?
The movie Cats should have many regrets and they can start repenting by paying my therapist bills because what in the everliving fuckery was that?
Real cats do no have regrets and I love them anyway because how can I nOT?
Real cats do no have regrets and I love them anyway because how can I nOT?
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What would your dream house be like?
I've been watching waaaaaaaaaaay too much Architectural Digest lately and so I have some sort of idea of what I want.
My only requirement is a gigantic library. Any house with 0 books is a sad place. I said what I said.
My only requirement is a gigantic library. Any house with 0 books is a sad place. I said what I said.
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Do you think China owes the whole world an apology because of this pandemic?
Depends on what you mean:
Apologise that the pandemic came from China? Of course not. Yes some of their wet markets are a diseases waiting to happen, but a pandemic could start absolutely anywhere.
Apologise that they silenced doctors and other medical professionals from speaking out about it and not reporting it better to the WHO and the rest of the world? Yes. That wasn't a very smart move and they have done it before with the SARS outbreak in 2002. Just report a new virus man, please.
Apologise that the pandemic came from China? Of course not. Yes some of their wet markets are a diseases waiting to happen, but a pandemic could start absolutely anywhere.
Apologise that they silenced doctors and other medical professionals from speaking out about it and not reporting it better to the WHO and the rest of the world? Yes. That wasn't a very smart move and they have done it before with the SARS outbreak in 2002. Just report a new virus man, please.
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شعور ودك تجربه؟
ليه يا ربي مخي فكر في شعر من جد و كنت جاية أكتب rapunzel.
معليش والله دوام طويل اليوم 😂😂
معليش والله دوام طويل اليوم 😂😂
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Why are you up so early?
I have classes :)
But this professor is a cinnamon roll and he actUALLY WELCOMES MY 100 QUESTIONS so we wake up early for him
But this professor is a cinnamon roll and he actUALLY WELCOMES MY 100 QUESTIONS so we wake up early for him
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What's your preference when it comes to pillows? Fluffy or flat? 🛏
Shake, please tell me whO prefers flat pillows???? FLUFFY ALL THE WAY
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How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?
Too much. I'm not vain ( ok i aM a little bit) but my hair does not stay in the same position for longer than 5 minutes and 24 seconds and somEONE needs to remind it to behave.
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I love physically writing down my notes but I have horrible handwriting. Do u see my problem?
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Do you like parties with 12 people or parties with 60?
Last time I went to a party with 12 people was in Year 7 and I poured a 2.5 L bottle of Sprite on this boy's head because me and him had a sUPeR seRiOUs archrivalry and I thought the party was boring and it needed an extra bit of *spice*
He retaliated with the Fanta bottle and I had to explain to my mum that this was a super serious gang war and I did what I had to do.
Needless to say I was banned from parties from then on, but I can't say I'm too broken up about it tho lmao 😂
He retaliated with the Fanta bottle and I had to explain to my mum that this was a super serious gang war and I did what I had to do.
Needless to say I was banned from parties from then on, but I can't say I'm too broken up about it tho lmao 😂
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How did you learn English?
Once upon a time, my dad said "back yer bags kids, we are moving to England!!"
I was 6 years old. I only understood Arabic and German. After 6 more years, I completely forgot the German I learnt ( *ugly sobs*) and the English stuck. I was - and still am - a gigantic book dragon so that helped solidify the language even more.
I was 6 years old. I only understood Arabic and German. After 6 more years, I completely forgot the German I learnt ( *ugly sobs*) and the English stuck. I was - and still am - a gigantic book dragon so that helped solidify the language even more.
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same, and then when I get stuck at some point I feel like crying internally and leaving everything, then I realize I can still ask for help
Couldn't have said it better myself, comrade. I need someone to boink me on the head and tell me help is normal.
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Something you have been enjoying lately? 💟
My classmates in 90% of my classes are certified comedians in the best possible way. Every group chat has me in tEARS
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me as a kid whenever i eat a lemon
😂😂😂
Me as a fake adult right now:
You stare into my eyes long enough and you will hear elevator music.
Me as a fake adult right now:
You stare into my eyes long enough and you will hear elevator music.
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You welcome x'D If I get the chance I'll do it again :P
Cannot wAITTTT :P
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Gurl, what? x'D I just can't. x'DDD Again how ist this possible? Just cracks me up. X'D
Don't make me smile so much it's ruINinG my botox!!1!1
Seriously thank you, I'm glad someone finds me funny. Have an an absolutely amazing day yOU SUPER STAR ❤❤
Seriously thank you, I'm glad someone finds me funny. Have an an absolutely amazing day yOU SUPER STAR ❤❤
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Are you afraid of the dentist?
Ok his dental assistants are absolutely amazing I love them but he's an old grouch.
Then again he called me princess once. Yes it was sarcastically but I am focusing on the positives. 😂
Then again he called me princess once. Yes it was sarcastically but I am focusing on the positives. 😂
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What do you like to put on your toast? (Butter, peanut butter, jam, chocolate etc) 🍞🥖🥯
Butter and jam alllll the wayyyyy
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What was your favorite childhood TV show?
Detective conan will forever be the love of my life, but I can only watch it dubbed in arabic now 😂
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What do you think of "love letter" in this modern era? Has it lost its meaning or not yet?
It's more "love text message" these days methinks. But in the most literal sense, sending an unexpected note/text to someone you love - be it romantically or platonically - telling them how much you appreciate them.
That's my definition, but hand-written letters are absolute treasures, I'm sad they are no longer the norm :(
That's my definition, but hand-written letters are absolute treasures, I'm sad they are no longer the norm :(
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or hoodies' pockets that aren't connected to each other fricking devil-made
Exactly.
Conclusion: the devil doES wear Prada
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Conclusion: the devil doES wear Prada
What's your favourite cheesy pick-up line? Have you ever actually used it on someone?
If you come up to me and say "I can parallel park" I'll be very very impressed.
Normalise cheating in relationships.
you wear the Dunce's cap and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you just said.
bAD ANON.
bAD ANON.
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Okay thats really strange how's that possible? XD
I don't knooow 😭😂
And it was so good??? I enjoyed every minute but I didn't understand a bloody word.
I was probably listening to too many French songs that day. And the books I was reading were probably French themed as well? Idk my subconcious is a little shit sometimes xD
And it was so good??? I enjoyed every minute but I didn't understand a bloody word.
I was probably listening to too many French songs that day. And the books I was reading were probably French themed as well? Idk my subconcious is a little shit sometimes xD
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