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How was your day?

June 07, 2017

My uncle and I spent the last 2 hours laughing at these old photo albums we found in my grandfather's study.

Apparently I had devil horns ever since I was a kid.

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Thought of the day 🌹

June 07, 2017

One of my uncles decided to fucking jump of the roof of the shed (around 15 ft) to prove to my other uncle that he won't break his leg.

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What is your morning and night routine?

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June 07, 2017

Morning:
Open my eyes
Very gently and non-angrily curse the chirping birds
Try not to trip over the blankets
Get out of the room
Hiss at the blinding light
Bathroom
Breakfast

Night:
Bathroom
Go to my room
Stare at both of my cats who decided that sleeping on my pillow and the middle of the bed is an excellent idea
Feel sorry and don't wake them up
Sleep on the floor instead
Close my eyes

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Have you ever been rude to someone and you didn't mean it? What did you do after that?

June 05, 2017

When I turn into a man-eating, blood-hungry creature every month I tend to be a little snappish.

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What comes up in your mind when you hear the word "space"?

June 04, 2017

A starry sky.

What comes up in your mind when you hear the word space

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Which fictional character do you resemble the most, and why?

June 02, 2017

Why must you do this to me, Nandini? It's such a difficult question!

Which is why, and I hope you forgive me for this, I am going to associate myself with a character archetype and not an actual ficitional character. I see a little bit of myself in every book, it's why I enjoy reading.

I am an anti-hero. I can be immoral, lying comes a little bit too easily, and I am a conceited ass.

But I am a strange anti-hero... I can be kind, I want others to be honest, and I can be humble or shy when the opportunity presents itself. I guess it shows how conplex humans can really be.

But if you really want a fictional character then it's Deadpool. Sorry Reynolds. :)

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Rana

May 31, 2017

I want a hug right now.

*actually wants to make the other person sick so she doesn't suffer alone*

Hug? 😇

Liked by: Elaf Masalmeh Andy? Too

I want to give you the warmest hug (in the least sexual way possible). I just love the way you think and I'm glad people like you exist.

May 31, 2017

Thank you, Anon. That's really sweet. :D

I want to give you the warmest hug in the least sexual way possible I just love

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May 31, 2017

I love books with anonymous characters. You try desperately throught the entire story to figure out who it is until you are shocked. It's such a pure feeling.

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Do you prefer more science related questions or philosophical ones?

May 30, 2017

A good question is a good question no matter the type.

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No. Anything exciting happen to you today?

May 27, 2017

My brother asked the waiter for a beef tenderloin without the steak. Never seen someone look so confused.

My brother meant steak sauce, but being the idiot he is, that happened.

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What's the happiest sound to your ears? Staif.

May 26, 2017

Deep, smooth, singing voices with raw passion. That gives me goosebumps

An example is Disturb's cover of Sound of Silence.

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Name three things you think shouldn't exist in the world.

May 24, 2017

That little piece of skin that sticks out of your finger (why are you there? Fuck off)
Slow internet (either you're fast or you don't exist... no in between)
Bad hair days (I grew you my fucking self and this is how you repay me? Traitor)

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https://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answer/141333566959 This guy is a damn rookie smh. He should have done it the way we do it. Experts are rare these days.

May 20, 2017

Fucking exactly. Should have sold it legally before making it to the big leagues. Kid jumped right to it like a half finished toothbrush. Inconceivable.

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Share about a time when you were wrong.

Shake

May 20, 2017

Trump would not do something stupid

*Trump fires his FBI director*

Dammit.

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THAT WAS SMOOTH AF! I LIKED THAT! 😂😂👌👏

Curiously Wonder

May 16, 2017

*casually wears sunglasses*

Liked by: Shake Andy? Curiously Wonder

If you had a chance to kill the most harmful person on earth so the world can be a better place to live... would you kill him? "Inspiration from death note"

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May 16, 2017

No, I would not. It's like the butterfly effect. Killing a person because they made a problem won't make the actual problem go away. So many people's lives could change, for better or worse, I don't know.

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Midnight confusion 😂 If you choose an answer to this question at random what is the chance that you will get it correct? A)25% B)50% C)60% D)25%

Curiously Wonder

May 15, 2017

*skips question*

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What are you searching for in this boring life? What makes you excited to live another day?؟

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May 11, 2017

Getting revenge on my own existence.

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Rana, I feel a spiritual connection with your display picture, Tom. I wonder what his last name is.

May 09, 2017

Mate, me too.

I believe his last name is Cat. Jerry's last name is Mouse.

Creative, is it not?

Liked by: Shreya Maitrayanee Mahanta Andy?

What are your favourite Classic books?

May 08, 2017

Animal Farm
1984
Oliver Twist
Treasure Island
Lord of the Flies
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Dracula
A tale of two cities
The picture of Dorian Grey
Frankenstein
Moby-Dick
20000 Leagues under the sea
Around the world in 80 days
The wind in the willows

And the ones I am planning to read:
Lès Miserables
Don Quixote
Crime and Punishment
Anna Karenina