Will you ever take back a cheater?
Yeah no fuck that. Ya cheat, we are no more. Bye hoe.
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x'D I am? x'D Thank you, tho! Well, your handwriting is A-OK! Have you seen the typo of doctors? These are totally hieroglyphs.
Yes you are!!! I swear dude, doctors handwriting's get intense! I don't know of this fact is 100% true but apparently doctors use some sort of shorthand and that's why their handwriting looks like an inter-galactic alphabet. It's called Gregg Shorthand and it looks like this:
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Why do you have classes on Sunday?
Ah my non-middle eastern friend:
Our weekdays are from Sunday to Thursday
Weekends are Friday and Saturday :)
Our weekdays are from Sunday to Thursday
Weekends are Friday and Saturday :)
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Me 😭 Hahaha but yes literally no one ever apart from me has claimed to like flat pillows.
You have will of stEEL buddy wow!! my 6483673774 neck and back problems could never 😂
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You have a clear and kinda friendly looking typo. Don't be so harsh on yourself :P :)
You are the embodiment of sunshine. Seriously.
Thank you so much lovely! As long as people can read it I'm good lmao 😂
One of my friends' has incredibly ambiguous handwriting. I once didn't know of the word was "committee", "community", or "continuity". And aLL three could have worked 😂
Thank you so much lovely! As long as people can read it I'm good lmao 😂
One of my friends' has incredibly ambiguous handwriting. I once didn't know of the word was "committee", "community", or "continuity". And aLL three could have worked 😂
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"Book dragon" :D
Youuu know it :D
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I'm late, but !!! dude 15 kg is a pretty big jump.
Thank you so much Andy!! It is, was a sonofabitch to lift but mAN u feel amazing afterwards!
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I can see it
I like that ur a telepath mate but here it is for the non-telepaths
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Which kind is my favourite? I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN MY CHILDREN! I really enjoy a strong English Breakfast (especially with something sweet, like a pastry or cake). Took a while to get into Green Tea but love it now (also White Tea). Peppermint is delish but sometimes Chamomile with honey/lemon is 😍
Yes yes and more yes to everything you said. Chamomile is just an S-tier tea either with honey/lemon or spearmint!
Green tea and peppermint is really good, I highly suggest you try it.
But the absolute love of my life at the moment is Earl Grey. Just wow 😍.
You know, Anon, I would seriously love to talk to you more about tea. Your taste buds are early exceptional. I salute you, my friend!
Green tea and peppermint is really good, I highly suggest you try it.
But the absolute love of my life at the moment is Earl Grey. Just wow 😍.
You know, Anon, I would seriously love to talk to you more about tea. Your taste buds are early exceptional. I salute you, my friend!
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Which song best represents your life so far?
2020's theme is O Fortuna by Carl Orff
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german is useless and sounds bad. i said what i said!
Aaah come oN
Useless? It's not so much the language itself, it's just learning A new language. You broaden your thinking and you train your brain to be more agile and flexible.
Sounds bad? I will respect your opinion, Anon, but I can't say I agree with it. It sounds like a big grizzly bear who wants to make friends but their voice keeps scaring everyone away.
Useless? It's not so much the language itself, it's just learning A new language. You broaden your thinking and you train your brain to be more agile and flexible.
Sounds bad? I will respect your opinion, Anon, but I can't say I agree with it. It sounds like a big grizzly bear who wants to make friends but their voice keeps scaring everyone away.
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*boinks you on the head* Asking for help is normal, Rana 😉
*ugly sobs* you did it you mAD genius. I am cuRED!!1!1
Actually tho, can I appoint you Boink Manager? Just whenever you see me do something that i shouldn't do (which a lot), send me a boink ok?
Actually tho, can I appoint you Boink Manager? Just whenever you see me do something that i shouldn't do (which a lot), send me a boink ok?
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I am glad and happy for you that you have people who support you and stick by your side. :3 thank you as well for your kind wish. Stay safe there on your side of the world!
Thank you, you treasure. I hope you are staying safe and healthy, and HAPPY ❤❤❤
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Do you think men crying is a sign of weakness?
Hell no??? Crying is so therapeutic you guys. I feel my soul is cleansed afterwards but super tired. Plus you also get the Vogue Breakdown Look afterwards. But remember, crying is not valid if you don't do this in a mirror afterwards:
Seriously though, men crying, anyone crying because they feel sad or angry is fine. It's when you cry over evERYTHING and trying to get attention is when it gets stupid. We all stopped when we were 2, asshole, keep with the programme.
Seriously though, men crying, anyone crying because they feel sad or angry is fine. It's when you cry over evERYTHING and trying to get attention is when it gets stupid. We all stopped when we were 2, asshole, keep with the programme.
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What’s your worst personality trait? Mine is telling lies tbh 😔
Do you want them chronologically or alphabeticaly?
But my biggest issue is pride. I will straight up not ask for help when I need it because I think that that makes me an idiot. 😔 it's hella stupid and I'm glad I'm at least attEMPTING to break it.
But my biggest issue is pride. I will straight up not ask for help when I need it because I think that that makes me an idiot. 😔 it's hella stupid and I'm glad I'm at least attEMPTING to break it.
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Not really, no. But when you’re subjected to that for a long time, it takes a toll on you.
Anon, I have no idea just how deeply all this stupid bullshit has hurt you and I am genuienly so upset that racism is still prevelant today. It's unbelievably moronic.
I don't know what I can say to make you feel better. But I want you to know that you aren't the one at fault. You literally did nothing wrong except exist. My advice to you is to surround yourself with people who appreciate you for who you are. Make a good support system. You do NOT have to change yourself for simply having a specific skin tone.
Ultimately, the choice is yours, Anon, but talk to someone you know cares about you. Build your self confidence back. Forget those assholes. Keep your head up.
I don't know what I can say to make you feel better. But I want you to know that you aren't the one at fault. You literally did nothing wrong except exist. My advice to you is to surround yourself with people who appreciate you for who you are. Make a good support system. You do NOT have to change yourself for simply having a specific skin tone.
Ultimately, the choice is yours, Anon, but talk to someone you know cares about you. Build your self confidence back. Forget those assholes. Keep your head up.
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+3 answers in: “After deep thought and reflection, I have come to the conclusion that all my problems can be traced to my skin colour 😥”
Something that really bugs you?
People who complain about easily solvable things. Just..stop.
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If you got to come back to earth again after you pass away what would you like to come back as? A human again (maybe of the opposite sex)? An animal? A plant? I would like to be a bird, not a pet, a free one.
Are we limited to real-world creatures only? Because if not, either a dragon or Baba Yaga 😂
But if not mythical, then definitely Danny DeVito. He is an oxymoron of chaotic and peaceful energy and I love him ok hes amazing. My forever crush idc.
But if not mythical, then definitely Danny DeVito. He is an oxymoron of chaotic and peaceful energy and I love him ok hes amazing. My forever crush idc.
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Have you ever lied about your age?
More like, people-assumed-because-im-tall-and-i-let-them-believe-what-they-wanted
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الله يسلمك يا رب 💞💞💞 When we put Snow in the cage box to give him back he escaped from the box and started licking himself in front of it xD i bet that badass will win the cage fight and escape to fight everyone else xD
Strong aND has attitude?? what a fighTER!! 😂😂😂
Damn right he will, the streets won't know what hit them 😎😎
Damn right he will, the streets won't know what hit them 😎😎
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Do you believe in a god?
I do ❤
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my mom became really allergic because of him so we had to give him back to the previous owner, my mom is doing better now and he have another kitten to play with
حمد لله على سلامة أمك نبيل! يا رب دايما بصحى و عافية ❤
Aww, he made a friend! Listen, if Snow ever gets into cage fighting, I'll make sure him and Mufasa run their weekly cat mob together. Biting is a super useful skill apparently and Mufasa only sits on his opponents the laZY MORON.
Aww, he made a friend! Listen, if Snow ever gets into cage fighting, I'll make sure him and Mufasa run their weekly cat mob together. Biting is a super useful skill apparently and Mufasa only sits on his opponents the laZY MORON.
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Can you parallel park?
I did it by accident a few days ago, does that count?
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HAHAHAHA she's a cute devil
She is xD thank yOU
How is ur evil fluffball Snow doing? Still a chronic hand biter?
How is ur evil fluffball Snow doing? Still a chronic hand biter?
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imagine never having watched finding nemo! poor child 😢
*standing ovation*
FINALLY ANOTHER SOUL WHO KNOWS FINDING NEMO
FINALLY ANOTHER SOUL WHO KNOWS FINDING NEMO
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