How can you be happy without money?
Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Wait.. Who's driving ? *car flies off a cliff*
*casually opens parachute while munching happily on skittles*
*opens bag of skittles*
*all coherent thought flies out the window*
Can I have one?
Can I have one?
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Do you believe that dreams can sometimes predict the future?
I don't dream, so I really can't say.
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Oh. I wish nothing but the best shall happen to you and your cats. All of them, really.
Thank you so much. I wish you the best too. Thank you for making me feel better, I needed that.
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Lucifer
I need an immediate response. I'm tempted to stab myself. Please. Help me make the right decision. I want to hurt myself so badly.
OK. Hold it right there. First step is to remove anything that can potentially harm you away. Secondly, why did you attempt to stab yourself? Was it out of fear? Anger? Sadness?
Talk to someone who you know won't judge you, someone who will listen to your problems with an open mind and ears.
You might have heard this a hundred times, but life is a piece of shit. You are going to have terrible days and bright ones. But don't for the love of all good things attempt to hurt yourself so fate can laugh at you. Everyone reaches the point of no return, the point of breaking down. So calmly think about what has happened that has made you go to that point.
Life goes on amico, I have felt like killing myself once or twice because things were just too shocking to handle, but I didn't want to die giving up, face your problems head on.
You never know... it might make an interesting story.
If you need someone to talk to, I am here OK? Don't kill yourself.
Talk to someone who you know won't judge you, someone who will listen to your problems with an open mind and ears.
You might have heard this a hundred times, but life is a piece of shit. You are going to have terrible days and bright ones. But don't for the love of all good things attempt to hurt yourself so fate can laugh at you. Everyone reaches the point of no return, the point of breaking down. So calmly think about what has happened that has made you go to that point.
Life goes on amico, I have felt like killing myself once or twice because things were just too shocking to handle, but I didn't want to die giving up, face your problems head on.
You never know... it might make an interesting story.
If you need someone to talk to, I am here OK? Don't kill yourself.
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Lucifer
if u where anymore of a bitch u have puppies
*you *were * you would have
Oh yeah? Maybe then you wouldn't be the only dog in the room. Improve your grammar too, it's horrible.
Oh yeah? Maybe then you wouldn't be the only dog in the room. Improve your grammar too, it's horrible.
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Shreya
(Dude, this is ask. In 3...2...1, there'll be people quoting Batman.)
This is the truest thing I have read.
What is your goal for the next 24 hours?
Break it gently to my aging father that I got a 14/15 on a History quiz
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Shake
When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
A couple of hours ago. If your hotel has friendly staff I am going to be your best friend.
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Amr
What do you see that others don't?
unchecked rage in others
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Omg i likee your brother :o
Me too 😂😂
Your three favourite songs of all time?
State of my head by shinedown
Wrong side of heaven by five finger death punch
It has begun by starset (this one gave me goosebumps)
Wrong side of heaven by five finger death punch
It has begun by starset (this one gave me goosebumps)
*gets ready to detonate* what are they...
You didn't get the joke did you?
Loving the confidence. Go on then, let's see it.
*nervous laugh* you see I didn't think I would get this far so... *runs away leaving a dust cloud*
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Shreya
Which gossip is there about you?
I kid you not that my mother and great aunt think that I am a devil worshipper or a demon.
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Shake
Why didn't you add you postal code to your bio so we can be pen pals? 💔
Maybe because:
1) That ain't my real address
2) That ain't even a real address
1) That ain't my real address
2) That ain't even a real address
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/sherlock-star-benedict-cumberbatch-related-9549275.amp&ved=0ahUKEwiNuIWGzajRAhVDKJQKHdL8DLgQiJQBCBkwAA&usg=AFQjCNE4EdKtSnniwe5T6l9C_lsvqMuuCw (Btw, I don't rely on personality tests.)
Neither do I, but they are interesting and fun to do when bored.
The article is facinating. Thank you for telling me!
The article is facinating. Thank you for telling me!
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Shake
Okay seriously in the old times if a person opened his jacket suddenly they think that he's some kind of a boomer, but now if I took my hat off as a sign for respect that mean that I'm a boomer! I just don't get the humans~ jk
Boomer? I VOTE WE CHANGE BOMBER TO BOOMER. It's a better word 😂😂. No one understands humans. The humans who try to understand humans are called aliens or freaks, so humans don't want to understand humans so we can blame stupid shit on "human nature"
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Shake
Feeling better Miranda Lambert? something seems wrong*checking patient chart* ohh i see!There there you lost your poker face And It's not a mathematical equation for which I can give you a formula still can help you untangle your mind but it's within you so tell me how did it start?*holding a NoteB*
Well you cured it doc. I must say, you have the ability to render one speechless, for that I thank you for giving me back my poker face. It's better than Lady Gaga's apprently. Miracle worker!
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Lucifer
On a level of 1 to infinity, how much do you like him?
Infinity. That man is one of the most beautiful people. Ever.
What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?
My dignity.
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Moaiad
That's like one of my fav childhood movies haha
It's really good. But it strayed a little from the book 😂
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Shake
Which beauty products do you use alot?
Mainly the face shop and the body shop.
I don't put makeup on.. just skin care products.
I don't put makeup on.. just skin care products.
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Who knows you better than anyone else?
My maternal aunts and uncles.
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