What's wrong with obsessions?!🙂
They eat you alive.
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I was on vacation. No more shitty food from now on. What did I miss ? Do people still think you live in Sydney ?
Oh thank goodnes. Yes, people still think I live in Sydney. The horrors of this generation.
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What are some of the things you've learned in the last two years?
I learnt how to observe better. I learnt about the people in my community. I learnt how to commit 1st degree murder. I learnt that, sometimes, we have to say goodbye to old cats. I learnt how to use my time more wisely than I did before.
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What is your type of personality?
From the Meyer-Briggs? INTJ-A.
I'm back, boss.
AJDVSDNNRJFNRJDNIDJDHWJFBRKDHR JSNJJFJDD WHERE. ON. EARTH. WHERE. YOU? MOST THE JOBS DONE WHERE INCOMPLETE AND THE TEMPORARY COOK IS HORRIBLE.
OK, I am done. Welcome back mate. :)
OK, I am done. Welcome back mate. :)
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How does the mafia make money?
As if I'll tell you. We have laws you stronzo.
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Maram
Your song of the day!
Take Five by David Brubeck.
مساحه 😊😊
I want to sleep. But this book won't let me.
What is your favorite word?
Defenestrate.
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Mahmoud Mansour
What's the last book you read?
House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz.
Is that watermelon in your bio?! or am I just seeing things?!
Yes watermelon is in my bio 😂😂😂 you're the first to comment by the way. Everyone thinks I live in Sydeny.
https://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answer/140896797679 I thought you were younger :/
I mixed the numbers round, I am so sorry. I was born yesterday.
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Shreya
You're special, mam :D
You... you.. this is grammatically correct. Oh kind stranger, I thank thee.
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Shreya
لحظة عمرك ما هتنساها ؟
أول مرة موفاسا جلس في حضني ❤
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I see rebellion in you
Most do.
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~Regis Pineda~
That's it, thou shalt be my foreign languages tutor! ($25 million)
$30 million and you have a deal.
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Shreya
*says Thank You in six languages*
пожалуйста (Russian)
Prego (Italian)
Bitte (German)
عفوا (Arabic)
Gratias (Latin)
You're welcome (English)
Prego (Italian)
Bitte (German)
عفوا (Arabic)
Gratias (Latin)
You're welcome (English)
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Shreya
DICTIONARY SLIDING!!!! SO MUCH MORE OFFENSIVEZ!!! *spreads infection in your nose*
*casually wears a gas mask and takes antibiotics*
Do I smell a conspiracy against the legendary Dragon Warrior? *suspicious look*
*whistles* Me? Conspiracy? Why, I would never.
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Shreya
I'm willing to pay you $20 million for even half of it!
Hmm... tempting very very tempting. I'll see what I can do, I recently purchased it you know.
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Shreya
https://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answers/140828823791 A true gem!
*bats eyelashes* I bought @BurhanNassani self esteem for $18 million.
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Shreya
ExcUSE ME WHAT I SAID I'M DEAD YOU HOOLIGANS e.e
@lumos_shreya you're right. I have never seen a wild Diksha before.
*catches it with a hand* *admires the beauty* I knew the Mafia wouldn't disappoint!
Oh you flatter me!
I'm begging on the streets for dart guns presently. And she is like that persistent housefly that just doesn't GO!
Oh dearie me... WAIT I HAVE BACK UP! CATCH *throws ammo*
She ALWAYS says that but never dies ;_;
Fascinating o.o
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