Don't act like we've never made love! Omg.
The only thing that fucked me was life. Not you.
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Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?
Famous after I die. I don't have to deal with autographs and whatnot and my memory is alive for much much longer.
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https://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answer/142952743919 The last part is the best thing I've heard ever.
All in the name of science amico. But I seriously want to know.
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Do you care about what happens to your body after you die? Would you consider donating it to science? Or would you like to be cremated or buried?
In theory, no. I wouldn't mind donating it to science or for someone to take my organs. I consent to it.
Though if not, I would definitely want to be buried, not cremated.
Unless I swallowed popcorn kernels before my death then cremate me and see if they pop. I have always wanted to know.
Though if not, I would definitely want to be buried, not cremated.
Unless I swallowed popcorn kernels before my death then cremate me and see if they pop. I have always wanted to know.
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Keep trying, you're not even close.
Do you know how difficult it is to come up with words that begin with K?
Can we be friends 😃😍😇
?? Who is you?
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Omar
Macintosh?..
You smarty pants!
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Omar
Question of the Day 12h left Answer If you could interview anyone, who would you pick?
Samuel Clemens
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Sufiyan BassAss
What makes you nervous?
I don't get nervous that much anymore. It used to be presentations and new areas but now I realised that no one gives a damn so you shouldn't either.
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What are you?
Currently? Bitter and full of hatred at a grown man who acts like a fucking child.
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تكرعت؟ صحة و عافية :)
insta?
I don't think so buddy.
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Omar
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB IM PICKLEE RIIICCKKKKKK
Is this from Rick and Morty?
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Have you ever loaned someone money and not gotten it back? A friend borrowed a small amount from me and I'm not sure how to ask for it back now. Maybe I should drop it? Its been three months. I'm not desperate for the dollars but I would like them.
Yeah, all the time. I usually ask fo rthem to pay me back if they borrowed a large sum, most of the time that's not the case.
Friends understand, if it's a big amount ask for it back.
Friends understand, if it's a big amount ask for it back.
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Omar
Late night thoughts:
It sucks that you can't kill someone over the internet.. *sigh*
شخص ماتتحمل سماجته??
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Can you share a useful tip for dating?
Aha aha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Give each other space?
Give each other space?
Would you rather have an old phone with fast internet or a new cool phone with super-slow internet?
Old phone for sure. Can we bring flip phones back please?
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Andy?
Why are so many people depressed nowadays?
I am having a midlife crisis and I am not even in my midlife.
Ongoing crisis?
Ongoing crisis?
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Shake
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I ask thee to please humour me
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CrackRabbit
Sufiyan BassAss
My bad my bad 🙂 ... how was your day at school ?
French was hilarious and my teacber is getting chocolates :)
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Ridhi Arora
I have always wanted…
To build my own manor house in the country side.
I want peace.
I want peace.
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Ahmer Chaudhry
What's something you've learnt the past week? ** شيء تعلمته/ تعلمتيه من الاسبوع الماضي؟
There was a hidden pun in Despicable Me when Victor said that he wanted to change his name to Vector because he has "both direction and magnitude"
You'd think I would I have realised it sooner 😂😂😂
You'd think I would I have realised it sooner 😂😂😂
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Sufiyan BassAss
Andy?
Execuse Ms 😌 ... I wanna buy a lap top for a daily use . Can you suggest something ? *gentleman look*
You look constipated :)
It depends on your needs really. I have a mac. I have had it for about 3 years and it works for me. But in a world dominated by microsoft and windows, some things are not compatible. So I would go with windows... if you want something that will last a while go with Dell or HP with the core at at least i5 or i7.
Good luck :)
It depends on your needs really. I have a mac. I have had it for about 3 years and it works for me. But in a world dominated by microsoft and windows, some things are not compatible. So I would go with windows... if you want something that will last a while go with Dell or HP with the core at at least i5 or i7.
Good luck :)
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Come on you will be special 😏 .. YOU WILL BE IN MY POCKET 😂. 10 push ups for the drama you were about to start 😌
I would rather chill with the Titanic :)
10 pushes until you go off a cliff? That's so sweet!
10 pushes until you go off a cliff? That's so sweet!
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