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Never knew Arabs can be tall. This is odd.

October 02, 2020

Tis odd indeed. But then again my family has Turkish and Egyptian roots :)

On the flipside, I finding another tall person is always a welcomed surprise. In my entire college, there are maybe 2 girls taller than me, so it's a good time lmao 😂

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Are you the tallest in your family?

October 02, 2020

From the women? Yes.

From the men? No :) not even close lmao but I am taller than my 50+ male relatives.

But my uncles are much taller than I

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Do you wish you could read someone's mind? Why?

October 02, 2020

@Anon who told me i'll never marry,

How many tall women scared you exactly?

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x'DDDD Honestly, you're gorgeous. sending huggies

ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

October 02, 2020

The bestest huggies ever thank you so much 😭❤❤
And look whose talkiinnngg you actual treasure 😘

*sends all the good vibeess*

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A giant omg. You will intimidate men and never marry because you are too tall.

October 02, 2020

I am not even being sarcastic rn, but that is genuienly such a sweet compliment. Thank you! Intimidating men who are stupid can be fun! But if you're an asshole, be intimidated, bitch.

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How tall are you?

vidaadi rehman

October 01, 2020

180 cm 🙃

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عندگ غمازة ... 🙃

September 22, 2020

عندي ٣ 🙃

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The age old question: what is the difference between art and p0rnography?

September 22, 2020

I mean, you could argue that pornography is art? Nude paintings and statues were not so uncommon once upon a time.

But the main purpose of art is to elicit different feelings from different people. No two people have the same experience looking at one piece of art because of their own differing experiences and perspectives.

Pornography's main goal is sexual excitement.

That's my take on it. Art is more philosophical in nature and it is much more complex. Pornography? Not so much. It's quite clear what the goal is.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA KINGS check this out, i still laugh at it when i remember this video XD https://www.facebook.com/ArabianMemez/videos/2215723798658475/

نبيل

September 17, 2020

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS??? CAR BELLYDANCE???

Lane changing is a nighTMARE here! You put your blinker like a good citizen and they read it as "oh u wanted to cHanGE LaNEs??? k well allow me to speed up and cruise right next to u looks like u need a friend uwu"

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driving in Saudia is a whole other level, "4 wheels? pfffft that's a rookie number it's 2 side-wheels now B) "

نبيل

September 17, 2020

HAHAHAHAHA I SWEARR YOU'RE NOT WRONG XD

And you know how we will never get snow? No problem :) we car skate here 7abibi

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Cats loyalty is more special. 💁‍♀️🐱 There is nothing fake in cats you get what you see, if they don't like you don't be an a*hole and they might change their minds. x'D

ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

September 17, 2020

You took the words right out of my mouth, love! In my humble experience, cats get more interested when you DON'T give them any attention. Just a consistent mind game battle xD

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Is it true the driving is bad in Saudi? Sorry if this is rude to ask

September 17, 2020

Aww darling, no its not rude at all.

Driving in Saudi is absolute rubBISH :)))))

The number one cause of death is traffic accidents and it's sO bad here there are hospitals, *dedicated* hospitals, for road accident victims.

The main problem is speeding honestly. People see an open road and our monkey brain just goes "fast drive, fast furious 74, B)"

But it's steadily improving though, at least the area where I live. Yes my brother got into an accident a week or so ago, but overall I'm hearing ambulance and police sirens a lot lot less.

We need stronger punishments for speeders. No one cuts red lights anymore, it's the speeding thats the issue.

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عبدالعزيز

September 16, 2020

My cousin is getting married and while I am really really happy for her, my dad is gonna start pestering mE now and for fuck's sake I stiLL don't know how to park a bloody cAR.

So @ FBI // CIA now's a good time to tell me that you've actually secretly been training me this whole time and you need me to go undercover in the Swiss Alps as a goat herder named Helga.

Thank :)

Liked by: عبدالعزيز نبيل ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

Why do people post food and fitness routine photos on social media so much?

September 16, 2020

Do you know how much discipline, willpower, and straight-up effort it takes to have a healthy lifestyle? Yes some of those "influencers" may make it look easy, but it fucking isn't.

Anyone who worked hard to get fit and healthy with zero shortcuts has my respect. So if they do post that on social media, I don't blame them. They have every right to be proud of themselves.

Liked by: نبيل nurulhuda ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴇʟᴏQᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ

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Rana

September 15, 2020

There was this appreciation ceremony at university for my mum and a few other professors. She goes and comes back with the certificate and a cactus???? And this is how our conversation went:

Me: what's this
Mama: a cactus
Me: why?
Mama, *staring straight into my eyes, flattest tone imaginable*: because I was a prick to them

I-

MAAA UR KILLING ME

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What was the last thing you got for free?

September 13, 2020

I was out with my friends yesterday and we wanted to try this new coffee shop. They had ice-cream and I asked for a sample.

Except the sample was pretty big? so I basically just stole a big scoop of ice cream and I sorta feel bad buT THE BARISTA GAVE IT TO ME SO IDK??????

Yeah I just told him I liked it and then fucked off to my table.

Never going there again even though the ice-cream was good :')

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How are you dealing with the coronavirus, do you get out, dine out etc?

September 13, 2020

When it was at it's peak, we didn't leave the house a lot no. But ever since it died down here, I have had breakfast with my friends a few times. Everyone still goes out with a mask, and we sanitize everything that comes from outside.

Other than that, life has almost gone back to normal :D

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Follow me

September 13, 2020

Where we going?

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Hello Rana, I wanted to ask you about something. I got a scholarship from a Saudi university to study engineering. How’s life for an international student over there?

September 13, 2020

Hello!

Congratulations!!
OK, one thing you do not have to worry about is the language barrier. All university majors are taught in English - with the exception of law and liberal arts - and everyone knows English to varying degrees.

Make friends. Most of us uni students are open-minded and we want to make friends but we're all shy for some reason? 😂. The most important thing is you're polite and if you're going to make friends with the opposite gender that's totally cool but avoid being touchy/flirty because you'll get into serious trouble :)

Join clubs!! You'll understand your university more and it will help you integrate in general.

We don't get many international students so people would love to talk to you and learn more about you. But like I said, respect the culture and be polite and you're good to go. When you make friends, they'll be your unofficial tour guide around whatever city you're going to.

If you have any more questions, please feel free to ask them!

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Would you like to stay young forever?

September 12, 2020

I have the personality, aesthetic, and back problems of an 89 year old woman. No thanks. Cannot wait for my wrinkles to set in so I have an excuse to be a true chaotic grump :)

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What's your favorite saying?

September 11, 2020

garbage CAN not garbage CANNOT.

Helped me through some tough times that.

Also "Maximum Effort" - Deadpool.

Because maximum effort is the most important thing, no? :)

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What are you always late for?

September 11, 2020

Me: I'm never late
Inner me: bitch do nOT complete that sentence
Me: everyone else is early :)
Inner me: oh for fuCK's sake

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Don’t you hate when men post on Instagram? Like bro, are you an escort?

September 09, 2020

No? Idk what kind of pictures you're seeing but one of my friends posted a picture of himself sitting on a cliff and most of the comments were "do a flip."

Another on of my friends posted a picture of himself in scrubs (he's in med school) and half of the comments were medical puns and "you scRUB up nice"

So no? Their business? And you can compliment and make fun of them at the same time. What's not to like? 😂

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Have you ever been on a silly diet?

September 08, 2020

When I was a kid I heard mama saying "sugar-free" all the time and my kid-brain translated it to "freedom to eat sugar all the time" and let's just say it's a mystery I am not diabetic.

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What photo on your phone do you love the most? Why?

September 07, 2020

Not one I love the most, but we waited 40 minutes for one of our professors. FORTY. And one of my friends changed the group chat for that class to this, and I've been crying about it ever since.