Who do you wanna see right now ?
I don't have anyone particular in mind. But I would love a chat with J.K. Rowling or Mark Twain.
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Well, do you have some ?
Ran out 2 days ago. A new shipment is coming in about 5 hours though.
How touching~~
Wirklich :)
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https://ask.fm/sarcastic_human/answers/141155869167 You and your insults...
Shut it potato chip.
Ugh, I like so many ;_; But I really like this one kind of Rasgulla that is available at my hometown!
It sounds exotic. What is it?
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No?😂😂😂
طبعا أعرف عربي ياخي.
Ik u r not ISIS
A relief.
Good luck with your Oxford application. It'll take more time than you think, trust me.
Thank you. Oxford is probably just a way to measure where I am at. I'll be very surprused if I get in.
هل تشعر بالإكتفآء من كل شيء حولك ؟
ما عد النوم :')
I want to be called dear too :(
Hello dearest Ifa, how are you?
Thanks, darling
You're absolutely welcome dear :).
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What would you do if an elephant were charging at you?
Run very quickly in a straight line of course.
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Thank you for sharing that, my friend! *showers you with Dragon Warrior awesomeness*
*feels a high amount of honour, tears up a little*
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I'm not gonna ask you any questions, because i don't want your lies.
Defeats the whole purpose doesn't it?
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Have you ever personally seen someone leave their child in a hot car? What would you do, realistically, if you saw that?
I haven't. Though the first thing I would do is go to the front desk of the building the car was parked in and ask the receptionist to call the owner of the car over the speaker by describing the car's colour and type. After the parent(s) arrive I will tell them that they're risking their children's health and they should have left the window open or, better, taken the child with them.
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They're just stronger and, deeper? I don't know how a scent can be deep, but yeah.
No no I second that. They smell more refreshing too.
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I second that. Men's perfumes tend to smell really good.
Why is that? Seriously, not fair 😂
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The number 13 is generally pretty well known as being 'unlucky' & some building owners go out of their way to avoid it. Have you ever been in a building that didn't have a 13th floor (but had a 12th & 14th)? A hotel with no room 13? Do you have any numbers you personally consider lucky or unlucky?
I don't understand how numbers can be "lucky" or "unlucky." I have never been to a hotel that didn't have a 13th floor or a 13th room. It's pretty stupid if you ask me. Numbers are just numbers. They can't dictate fortune or misfortune.
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Of curse, there is no more lethal weapon than a mere tulip after all.
Try yew berries, much more effective. Roses are symbolic too :)
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If earth spins to the east...why traveling to the west isn't faster than traveling to the east?🤔
It's not. When going to South Korea, the flight was about 9 hours travelling eastward, on the way back, (westward) it was 12 hours.
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I’m that pitiful girl who is asking her lover to stay after shamelessly cheating and lying to him.
Pitiful indeed. But why?
Quelle est ta routine du matin
Vous réveiller
"Non"
Rendormir
"Non"
Rendormir
Look at those cuties *_* I feel like surrounding myself with their warmth and fuzziness *_*
They're all yours :)
In South Africa Blacks sing a song called "kill the boers" boers are White South Africans, do you think that's racist?
I looked this up. The song was sung long ago when Dutch settlers came to South Africa. The song is meant to show the struggle of the South Africans during that time.
It may sound weird, but the song is a "tradition." An old song that has been sung for the South Africans to remember the times of hardship.
While it does sound racist, I don't think it means harm in South Africa today. I don't known what it's like there, but I haven't heard of any white or black hate crimes. The US has so many more and there isn't even a song for it.
It may sound weird, but the song is a "tradition." An old song that has been sung for the South Africans to remember the times of hardship.
While it does sound racist, I don't think it means harm in South Africa today. I don't known what it's like there, but I haven't heard of any white or black hate crimes. The US has so many more and there isn't even a song for it.
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What's the worst thing you have ever done?
I accidentally creased a book.
I am a monster.
I am a monster.
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