#chicken

Nugget: \( ᐖ)/ -I get escorted by Lestat somewhere I don't know. I feel that weird pink scar fur of his wrapped around me like a snake. I frantically look around, curious about all these odd sights I have never seen-

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Lestat: Hush now anon, I would never treat a lady rudely. She's my guest. I can't take up much of her time either way. I wish to demonstrate this little thing around.

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Nugget: Where are we going? ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

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Lestat: I wish to get your opinion on something. I wish for you to witness it first at first hand. We have been getting outside ladies to offer fair critic. I have been trying to create a dance but I need someone... someone like you to help me. Your mind seems to not be influenced by anything. I like harsh yet constructive observations.
So, don't hold back on me, my little golden chicken Nugget.

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Nugget: Woah! You want me to do something that will help you!? I like helping people! Ok! I am in! Nugget is so ready! Beware! I am a professional! ( •̀ - •́ )

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Lestat: Oh, I bet you are, honey mustard. -I spin her dumb 4ss with my pink scarf to her seat. I send her tumbling and she perfect lands on the soft seat. I get on stage and you see music start as I get into position- Pay close attention and tell me how I did after.

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Nugget: @~@ -My head is spinning because of that but I recover and I watch intently- ( •̀ - •́ ) -Focused- (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

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Lestat: -Lights become dim as my silhouette darkens, then, all lights come back up in a splendor of fuchsia, making my already handsome appearance stand out. A very er0tic remix of ''Where have you been'' starts playing in the background. I follow the rhythm of the song while dancing and grinding against the dance pole-

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''I've been everywhere, Girl. Looking for someone
Someone who can please me. Love me all night long
I've been everywhere, Girl. Looking for you, babe
Looking for you, babe. Searching for you, babe''

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Nugget: ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) -I feel this is somehow intense but my silly little chicken brain can't figure it out- W-woah...

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Lestat: ''Where have you been? 'Cause I never see you out
Are you hiding from me, yeah? Somewhere in the crowd''

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-I run my hands through my body while intensely looking at you. My eyes never leaving yours. I spin around the pole gracefully-

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-I smirk at her and begin to remove my corset. I toss it aside. I squat down and spread my legs while trailing my hands across my massive thighs-

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''Where have you been. All my life? All my life?
Where have you been all my life?''

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-I repeat the same line over and over. I begin to crawl to her on all fours like some hungry creature, which is possibly exactly what I am-

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Nugget: -My eyes have grown wide at this point-
(⊙︿⊙ ✿) -i feel intimidated. I gulp as i watch this much more bigger man approach me like some wild animal-
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(Now it is a proper reply. Sorry about that)

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Eating healthy is hard for me all the way around, as I already have so many restrictions. 😅 But, what I’ve been trying to do lately, is not cave into late night snacking too much. And just trying to squeeze in healthy/semi healthy foods whenever I can. I also try to not allow myself to get too hungry, cause that doesn’t help with cravings, or with deciding what to eat. That’s when it gets hard to say “I’m gonna make healthy choices” and turns into “What’s the quickest thing I can find to satisfy this feeling?”

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What I do most of the time to help with cravings is sugar free chewing gum. It takes that feeling away for me, and tricks my brain into feeling satisfied (temporarily). But it does seem to curb my cravings more often than not. If that doesn’t work though, I try drinking a tall glass of water. Might sound weird, but sometimes your body can mistake thirst/dehydration for being hungry, so I’ll drink the whole glass of water, then wait 10-20 minutes. It doesn’t always work, but sometimes, I find my cravings (especially for something salty like chips) either disappears completely, or is not nearly as intense anymore. 🤔

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And finally, I always try to find alternatives for my cravings. Like, if I’m craving sugar, things like fruit, sweet potatoes, oats, smoothies, yogurt, etc are good alternatives. And depending on where I’m at health wise, usually dictates which of those is safest for me to eat. 😄 When it comes to savory stuff, that’s a bit harder, as I can’t eat nuts, seeds, hummus, or even plain popcorn as is recommended (which is where the gum or drinking water can help for me personally). But I do find, that salads/fresh produce in general really helps too! And if I have some protein/cheese in a salad for example, that helps with the salt cravings as well! Or if I’m not able to do that, than even just protein alone, like rotisserie chicken, eggs, etc. Those are both satisfying and filling. I at least know I’m still getting some good nutrients, and I can feel content with my choices. 😋

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Курка може рахувати до п'яти, це межа здібностей, щоб могла вижити, так і у всіх інших тварин. Що було тисячі років з ними, то і зараз є. Хіба що можуть меншати, чи більшати пристосовуючись до умов природи. І це не покращить технології майбутнього. Хіба погіршить.. Хіба може на текстуру вплинуть, шерсть, колір очиськ. Дрібниці, понти, комфортне життя, і то завдяки ресурсам і працівникам внизу дає можливість людям, а потім і їхнім домашнім тваринкам відчувати себе фантастично. Але це всього лише обкладинка. Пилюка у очі.
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A chicken can count to five, this is the limit of its abilities, so that it can survive, as well as all other animals. What was with them for thousands of years is now. Unless they can adapt less or more to the conditions of nature. And this is not to improve the technology of the future. Is it worse.. The maximum can affect the texture, wool, eye color. The little things, the ponts, the comfortable life, and that thanks to the resources and workers below, makes it possible for people and then their pets to feel fantastic. But this is just a cover. Dust in the eyes.
=15.07.24=

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Back when I was a racist, I was ordering pasta with my girlies in the UAE, an East Asian looking dude took our order and was cooking the pastas right in front of us with only a sheet of transparent glass separating us.

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I turned to my friends and started asking them, "yar, ye sahi se banaiga? Chicken kachi tou nahi chorega na?" They all laughed.

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So, the pastas are done and the cook is serving it to us. Then he looks at me, dead in the eye, and goes, “haan jee madam aur kuch chahye?” My jaw? Yeah, dropped. On the floor. He grinned at my expression and continued, “mein dikhta Chinese hoon lekin hoon nahi, mein Nepali hoon aur mujhe Urdu aati hai.”

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The pasta was so heavy, I had like seven bites before going to get it packed. The dude looked at me when I was ten feet away and started laughing.

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I have never been racist after that ❤️❤️

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I am away from my home country and what I miss the most is the slow living life and bio food. When I was living there I was able to plant most of the food, eat almost everything from my garden including chicken, pork, beef etc. I miss the atmosphere from when going out. Late restaurants open with outside sitting, music, hot summer…
But what would I miss from the UK it’s how easy life has become. Everything it’s online, you need to go to the council to get a form for anything. Everything can be done online which it’s amazing. The freedom of speach, you can wear and say whatever you want. There is some discrimination but not to the point where it really affects you or at least I was lucky enough not to have co-workers or management like that. I don’t need to know someone to get a job or anything. Or pay them. 🙂

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Tatsächlich habe ich bis jetzt bei Vorlieben nur "Feuerwerk, Fourth of July, und Spicy Food" im Steckbrief stehen, also hätte Bodhi da total seinen Spaß :D Bedenkt man, dass er mit Tex-Mex Food und teils auch mit der chinesischen Küche aufgewachsen ist, ist diese Vorliebe auch nicht verwunderlich.

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Bodhi würde sich da also relativ gelassen durch die Chicken Wing fressen, über die Qualen des Hosts lachen und die Fragen auf seine quirlige Art beantworten – als Zuschauer würde man wahrscheinlich nur mit ihm und über ihn kichern :D Das ganze Video hätte so chaotic Energy!

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Vielleicht hauen die letzten zwei Saucen aber dann doch etwas zu hart für seinen eigentlich abgehärteten Geschmack rein und es entsteht ein witziger Moment in dem er abwägt die Milch zum Löschen zu trinken, er dann aber sagt, dass er Laktosintolerant ist, nur um mit einem " f*ck it - whoops!" das Glas runter zu chuggen 😂

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what's blistering? my mouth!! 🔥🌶⁽ᶜᵃʳˡᵒˢˀ⁾

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🐞 WIT: ...dude would straight up die. August kriegste nicht mit vielem Essen, er isst auch mal "ekligen" Käse und generell fragwürdige Dinge (Ananaspizza, zum Beispiel), aber definitiv NICHT scharf. Er fällt vom Stuhl, mit Tränen, und Hustenanfall. Der Alpenbursche. Hoffe, die bei Hot Ones sind versichert.

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🐊 SEN: Akila würde das so rocken! Er liebt das Essen Sri Lankas (dafür haben seine Eltern schon gesorgt!) und da gibt es "nicht scharf" schlichtweg nicht. Der Junge isst die alle weg - sicher, die schärfesten Soßen merkt man ihm etwas an, aber kurz vor dem Ziel wird er ja nicht aufgeben!

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⭐️ VDH: Felix wäre wohl gesundes Mittelfeld. Tränen in den Augen am Ende, sicher, aber die Fragen kriegt er immernoch beantwortet (weil, hallo, formel 1 fragen, die kann er im schlaf!). Die größere Herausforderung wäre eher ihn überhaupt zu überreden da mitzumachen!

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🐈‍⬛️ ONO: Er liebt Fried Chicken (ursprünglich stand in seinem Websiten-Text mal, dass der größte, private Moment, den Paparazzi je von Ono einfangen konnten, er an Weihnachten mit einem heimlich gekauften KFC-Bucket war...), aber hot sauce? Lassen wir mal lieber, alles schärfer als Wasabi und er ist raus. Würde sich körperlich bemerkbar machen, und das passt nicht zu seinem Image. :D Tränen in den Augen? Pah! Never ever. Nicht (mehr) auf Kamera.

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Tobbe! This is such a hard question as I have so many favorite recipes and I do quite a bit of experimenting in the kitchen! 😅

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My favorites are unhealthy and I save them for special occasions because me and my husband are on a health binge. Here’s a few of my calorie UNfriendly tops:

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-Cajun seasoned & sautéed shrimp in fettuccine alfredo (sauce has to be made from scratch or it’s trash)

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-Homemade pizza with a white alfredo sauce, topped with mozzarella, red onion, Kalamata olives, spinach, and roasted red peppers

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-Homemade Bread (google recipe by Jenny Can Cook)

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-Brisket Mini Tacos, make them in fried wonton wrappers with coleslaw and BBQ sauce drizzle, (alt sauces: spicy/sweet Asian glaze or a vinaigrette coleslaw for the cabbage)

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-Lemon Chili Shrimp Scampi - essentially just the regular recipe with lemon & crushed red pepper flakes (not too heavy on the chili, a little goes a long way!)

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-Chicken Piccata https://www.saltandlavender.com/chicken-piccata/

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-Chicken Marsala (for starters on this one, try the Emeril Lagasse recipe) and adjust as you like. Serve with oven roasted asparagus 425* for 30 min oil/s/p, and garlic roasted mashed potatoes.

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-Green Chili Chicken Enchiladas (family secret recipe 😅)

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-Red chili beef enchiladas with eggs (homemade red chili sauce)

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-I also love ALL roasted and sautéed veggies… that’s mostly what I eat on a regular basis and I switch up the meats with it throughout the week.

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